Izanagi

Banned. Who could have seen it coming, apart from everyone?

It's coming. Imagine if he starts against Manchester City? That'd be insane, so insane it might just work.

I never really had a problem with Gary Neville as a player during his lengthy spell at United, neither did I against Lineker despite him being a former Spud. Also, to be fair, Jamie Carragher admitted that Liverpool fans cannot really complain as Suarez was much more of a repeat offender. It's not totally 'the world against us'. Also, god damn, just noticed this from Michael Owen.

There's some interesting battle lines forming on this. Media lock-down on our end. Gary Neville and Gary Lineker on our side. Collymore, the woman beater, and every enraged scouser/emptihad supporter on the other. This case could set a major precedent. Costa claiming he was not looking at Can before the challenge and if you look at the replay, he isn't. That could be crucial.

Now that we've likely lost Costa I expect us to play for the draw and to potentially counter-attack our way to a win. They need to beat us, we don't need to beat them.

Thug Life Level: Diego Costa

He'll be banned. Can bet your house on it. City fans up in arms about wanting him banned for this Saturday. Just drag it out and appeal.

This is the game where Ramires makes his barnstorming comeback. The sparks are going to fly with one player, most likely one of City's defensive midfielders, getting an early bath.

Let's f**king Do This

Bye-bye you Scouse bar stewards. Wembley awaits. Spuds, we're going to f**king humiliate you.

8 minutes lads.

This is the most angry we've ever seen Diego Costa. Goodness me, calm the f**k down Diego.

One more goal to bury them.

Zouma to the rescue.

Horrible feeling that we're going to get twatted here. 3-0 to Liverpool.

Looks like he's off then. Willian had better step the f**k up otherwise fans are going to start asking some serious questions.

Well he's only got a handful of days to get it done. Hop to it Juan.

Good. Was hoping it was bullsh*t.

BBC Five Live now reporting that Jose got into a fight with the Bradford boss in the dugout. I will lose a lot of f**king respect for him if this is true and if he instigated it.

I still do not understand this result.

Can't wait for Jose's post-match comments. Giving a two goal lead away to a League One side and then losing 4-2 is f**king unacceptable. Do not even try to sugar-coat this sh*t, this is f**king unacceptable.

Unacceptable. End of.

United got a point from us thanks to a f**king fluke. They're sh*t and they're beginning to f**king know it.

Wow, huge credit to Cambridge here.