just Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 ................courtesy of me. Well, the bookies actually. I have been away from the Shed End for awhile but have returned especially to help you beat the credit crunch and make all my blue friends a bit richer. To get your free money what you have to do is this. 1. Take the roll of cash you have hidden under the matress, (incidentally, I hope none of you are stupid enough to keep our money in the bank anymore!). 2. Take your stash down to your friendly local bookmaker and ask him for the odds on Jose Mourinho being appointed manager of Man Utd within the next 24 months. 3. Whatever price he quotes, bite his hand off. 4. Sometime within the next 24 months return to the bookies to collect your winnings. Now, many of you will know that I predicted this a long. long time ago. In fact just after Jose was booted out by Abramovich. Many of you will also know that quite a few people said I was bonkers and it would never happen in a million years, (yes, that would be Liam). But in light of what has been said this week by both Slur Alix and The Special One, I hope those people are wise enough to follow my advice so that they don't miss out on the free money. PS. Hiddink is doing a brilliant job so far, (a real bonus that he speaks English), all except for the "I think I'll play Malouda" bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virosh Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Now, many of you will know that I predicted this a long. long time ago. In fact just after Jose was booted out by Abramovich. Many of you will also know that quite a few people said I was bonkers and it would never happen in a million years, (yes, that would be Liam). But in light of what has been said this week by both Slur Alix and The Special One, I hope those people are wise enough to follow my advice so that they don't miss out on the free money. ...which is this. Rio Ferdinand has also expressed he wants Jose as their next manager (too lazy to find the article ) . I do dread the possibility, but I see it as almost inevitable. P.S. I agree about Malouda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 A lot's been said recently Just but I still don't see it. They fancy themselves as custodians of the beautiful game and his face doesn't quite fit, at least not yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkw Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 an italian reporter was on talksport yesterday and said theres a rumour in italy about him returning to the prem and it will be out in the open by next month. i know it was talksport but the italian bloke seemed pretty knoledgeable and very sure about the return, though he didnt say which team and basically said it wasnt necessarily utd. very interesting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted March 9, 2009 Author Share Posted March 9, 2009 A lot's been said recently Just but I still don't see it. They fancy themselves as custodians of the beautiful game and his face doesn't quite fit, at least not yet. Well all I can say is Liam that every Man U fan I have spoken to, (and I know a fair few), is absolutely 100% made up with Jose being publically touted as Red Nose's successor. I guess there is the possibility that could all change on Wednesday though. Lets hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicksy Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 I really can't see it happening, although I accept it's a possibility. But 2 reasons make me think Manure wouldn't want him: 1. Too controversial. 2. They wouldn't want his boring brand of football. More likely Liverpool or Man City. Both clubs would put up with anything if he won the premiership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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