http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11827_5263310,00.html

ONly part of the story which sounds iffy is the idea that Guddy is valued at £7m. I wouldn't expect him to be valued that highly anymore.

Great, they get another great player. Why can't we sign him instead? We need him more than they do

Great, they get another great player. Why can't we sign him instead? We need him more than they do

"Franck, you have a choice to go to Chelsea, Man City or Barcelona, which one is it to be?". Let's be honest the two blues would have no chance if that's the offer no matter what money they put on the table, the player would go for Barca every time.

"Franck, you have a choice to go to Chelsea, Man City or Barcelona, which one is it to be?". Let's be honest the two blues would have no chance if that's the offer no matter what money they put on the table, the player would go for Barca every time.

I wouldn't, I'd plump for Chelsea - better club, better city, better league, better players, better opposition - even better journalists - no take that back. The grass might be greener but BITC...............

Great, they get another great player. Why can't we sign him instead? We need him more than they do

Why do we need him when we have the mighty

Why do we need him when we have the mighty

Great, they get Ribery and we're stuck with someone who apparently can't control his own bladder :P

Great, they get Ribery and we're stuck with someone who apparently can't control his own bladder :P

You have a much cleaner mind than me, Moosie. It was not his bladder I saw malfunctioning there. :D