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Hello from Australia

Guest Jezz
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Hi guys, I've just joined this forum, after being a long time reader.

 

GO CHELSEA!!!

Thanks mate. Good to be a part of the forum. 

Welcome Jezz.  Which part of Australia are you from?  We have quite a few of your compatriots here.   ::ChELSeAFaN::

Welcome Jezz.  Which part of Australia are you from?  We have quite a few of your compatriots here.   ::ChELSeAFaN::

I'm from Melbourne. 

I think you may be our first from Melbourne.  If you look at the Member map, you'll see where the others are from.  Of course, there could be people who haven't put themselves on the map.  It's third from the right at the top of the page.

Thanks for welcoming me mate. Yes, I'll have a look now. 

Thanks for welcoming me mate. Yes, I'll have a look now. 

 

 

Shriek! Tantrum warning!  call me dear, sweetheart, darling, angel...just not MATE! That's a blokey thing!

:laugh2: Sorry about that!

Hi Moi, why did my username change to Guest_Jezz_* and I lost my profile picture for some unknown reason, until I fixed it up again.

Welcome Jezz...better get that tube of Fosters open and throw a kangaroo on the barbie. By the way did you see my boomerang because it never came back!   Welcome to the house of fun!

 

 

western-australia-kangaroo-beach.jpg

That's a superb welcoming  :laugh2: , even if most of it is stereotyped.

 

These are the facts:

Australians hate Fosters beer

Kangaroos aren't frequent in most parts of Australia, despite what foreigners think

I don't think I've seen anyone from Australia with a boomerang for 10 years

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I'm from Melbourne. 

You from Melbourne as well Skippy?

 

Sorry for the late response.

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Jezz - I hate your avatar!!  Why not go for a temporary Benitez Out! avatar while you make up your mind about a less frightening one!

Jezz - I hate your avatar!!  Why not go for a temporary Benitez Out! avatar while you make up your mind about a less frightening one!

LOL it's not that bad. The frightening avatar symbolises my current anger of the state of the club and that Rafa is our manager.

LOL it's not that bad. The frightening avatar symbolises my current anger of the state of the club and that Rafa is our manager.

 

 

I can understand that, but I never fail to start in fear when Jack Nicholson's face leers at me from my screen!  I'll get used to it eventually - maybe you could arrange it for him to be shouting  "Benitez out!"

You are a star!!  :JC_doubleup:

However, if Benitez stays beyond this season or we decline dramatically in the next few months, Jack is coming back

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