My five year old nephew attends a football club in Witham, Essex. The club is named 'Kelvedon' something (soz). Anyway, it turns out that the team is partly sponsored by CFC and that CFC staff pop over to take coaching sessions so, despite the generally negative view taken of big clubs by the media, fair play to CFC.

I am concerned that the nephew will go to the dark side; I'll have to start a pro-Spuds propaganda effort! :-)

Its too late Richard. The blue dye has been cast.

Don't waste your time and just give your nephew a chance in life! Bluewelike, welcome in our midst!

Its too late Richard. The blue dye has been cast.

A well timed replica shirt purchase can still save the day :-)

Our club does a lot of good things like this.

 

Unfortunately, because we have a rich owner and have been successful, we're all chavy c**ts.