... and with the dismal season reaching an end, and the prospect of major humiliation on Saturday, last night’s Not The Awards ceremony at the Hotel California was enjoyed hugely by both guests. Here’s the list of winners ...

The Jokanovic Award for Worst Player Ever in a Chelsea Shirt - Babayoko (no second or third place)

The Fernando Torres Award for Playing like Fernando Torres - Alvaro Morata

The Lukaku de Bruyne Award for Best Chelsea Player - Reuben Loftus-Cheek

The Jesus Christ Award for Coming Back from the Dead - Gary Cahill

The Tony Blair Award for Smiling While Being Useless - Pedro

The Selfridges Award for Best Shop Window Performance - Eden Hazard (bit harsh)

The Royal Mail Award for Always Failing to Deliver - Willian

 

... and finally the Titanic Award for brilliantly surviving in a sinking ship - Kante and Azpi

So have a great summer everyone, keep up the sense of humour and here’s to another season (my 63rd!)  of supporting Chelsea ...

21 minutes ago, OnePeterOsgood said:

... and with the dismal season reaching an end, and the prospect of major humiliation on Saturday, last night’s Not The Awards ceremony at the Hotel California was enjoyed hugely by both guests. Here’s the list of winners ...

The Jokanovic Award for Worst Player Ever in a Chelsea Shirt - Babayoko (no second or third place)

The Fernando Torres Award for Playing like Fernando Torres - Alvaro Morata

The Lukaku de Bruyne Award for Best Chelsea Player - Reuben Loftus-Cheek

The Jesus Christ Award for Coming Back from the Dead - Gary Cahill

The Tony Blair Award for Smiling While Being Useless - Pedro

The Selfridges Award for Best Shop Window Performance - Eden Hazard (bit harsh)

The Royal Mail Award for Always Failing to Deliver - Willian

 

... and finally the Titanic Award for brilliantly surviving in a sinking ship - Kante and Azpi

So have a great summer everyone, keep up the sense of humour and here’s to another season (my 63rd!)  of supporting Chelsea ...

Brilliant, this made me laugh.

The 'Allo 'Allo "Good Moaning" Award for repeated but hopeless attempts to escape - Tibo Courtois