OnePeterOsgood Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 ... and with the dismal season reaching an end, and the prospect of major humiliation on Saturday, last night’s Not The Awards ceremony at the Hotel California was enjoyed hugely by both guests. Here’s the list of winners ... The Jokanovic Award for Worst Player Ever in a Chelsea Shirt - Babayoko (no second or third place) The Fernando Torres Award for Playing like Fernando Torres - Alvaro Morata The Lukaku de Bruyne Award for Best Chelsea Player - Reuben Loftus-Cheek The Jesus Christ Award for Coming Back from the Dead - Gary Cahill The Tony Blair Award for Smiling While Being Useless - Pedro The Selfridges Award for Best Shop Window Performance - Eden Hazard (bit harsh) The Royal Mail Award for Always Failing to Deliver - Willian ... and finally the Titanic Award for brilliantly surviving in a sinking ship - Kante and Azpi So have a great summer everyone, keep up the sense of humour and here’s to another season (my 63rd!) of supporting Chelsea ... BlueLilly, Beerqueen, Boulahrouz9 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesince66 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 21 minutes ago, OnePeterOsgood said: ... and with the dismal season reaching an end, and the prospect of major humiliation on Saturday, last night’s Not The Awards ceremony at the Hotel California was enjoyed hugely by both guests. Here’s the list of winners ... The Jokanovic Award for Worst Player Ever in a Chelsea Shirt - Babayoko (no second or third place) The Fernando Torres Award for Playing like Fernando Torres - Alvaro Morata The Lukaku de Bruyne Award for Best Chelsea Player - Reuben Loftus-Cheek The Jesus Christ Award for Coming Back from the Dead - Gary Cahill The Tony Blair Award for Smiling While Being Useless - Pedro The Selfridges Award for Best Shop Window Performance - Eden Hazard (bit harsh) The Royal Mail Award for Always Failing to Deliver - Willian ... and finally the Titanic Award for brilliantly surviving in a sinking ship - Kante and Azpi So have a great summer everyone, keep up the sense of humour and here’s to another season (my 63rd!) of supporting Chelsea ... Brilliant, this made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitz Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 The 'Allo 'Allo "Good Moaning" Award for repeated but hopeless attempts to escape - Tibo Courtois Beerqueen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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