Scousers' way of saying thank you

[abramovich]

Greatest fans on the planet,lol.

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/a ... to=newsnow

Tuesday turned out to be a bittersweet night for Liverpool goalkeeper Jose Reina, despite his penalty shoot-out heroics in the Champions League semi-final win over Chelsea.

After celebrating his two penalty saves which helped earn his club a place in the final, the Spaniard returned to his home in the early hours of Wednesday morning, only to find it had been ransacked by intruders.

Jewellery, an entertainment system and a Porsche Cayenne were stolen from the house in the Woolton area of the city. The car was later found burnt out elsewhere in Liverpool.

It is not the first time a Premiership footballer in Liverpool has been the victim of a burglary while at a game.

The home of Jerzy Dudek, Liverpool's keeper when they won the 2005 Champions League final, was burgled in June 2006. He was on holiday when thieves took his Porsche, jewellery and memorabilia, including his European Cup medal.

Reds team-mates Daniel Agger and Peter Crouch were also both burgled in September last year.

And it is not just Liverpool players who have been targeted by the crooks.

Everton winger Andy Van der Meyde was burgled twice last year, including one raid in which his pedigree puppy was taken.

But in 2001 thieves who broke into the house of then Everton striker Duncan Ferguson picked on the wrong man.

The burly Scotland international confronted the intruders and one of them ended up in hospital. Two years later another man broke into Ferguson's house and was held by the player until the police arrived.

[RedRobMol]

Greatest fans on the planet,lol.

nothing to suggest liverpool fans. Can i assume that all the stabbings in London of late are chelsea fans?

[BLUENUT]

Greatest fans on the planet,lol.

nothing to suggest liverpool fans. Can i assume that all the stabbings in London of late are chelsea fans?

Scousers then!

[Elliott]

I bet it was this lot!

Latest news reports advise that a group of 4 terrorists has been operating in Merseyside, Liverpool.

Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Thievin?, Bin Drinkin? and Bin Fightin? have been arrested on immigration issues.

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin?, in the area. Police are confident that anyone who looks like they could be Workin? will be very easy to spot in the community.

[german-blue]

a Porsche Cayenne were stolen from the house in the Woolton area of the city. The car was later found burnt out elsewhere in Liverpool.

that is a true crime.

[Lofty]

Greatest fans on the planet,lol.

nothing to suggest liverpool fans.

This is true. They could have been Evertonians ... or supporters of the greatest team on Merseyeside .... the one and only Tranmere Rovers!!!!

Speaking of which, has anyone read Awaydays by Kevin Sampson? which just happens to be about Tranmere fans.

[Nibs]

Greatest fans on the planet,lol.

nothing to suggest liverpool fans.

This is true. They could have been Evertonians ... or supporters of the greatest team on Merseyeside .... the one and only Tranmere Rovers!!!!

Speaking of which, has anyone read Awaydays by Kevin Sampson? which just happens to be about Tranmere fans.

Great book that Lofty - I've read all his books now - all bloody great

[Lofty]

Greatest fans on the planet,lol.

nothing to suggest liverpool fans.

This is true. They could have been Evertonians ... or supporters of the greatest team on Merseyeside .... the one and only Tranmere Rovers!!!!

Speaking of which, has anyone read Awaydays by Kevin Sampson? which just happens to be about Tranmere fans.

Great book that Lofty - I've read all his books now - all bloody great

You're right, Awaydays is excellent. I didn't know about any of the bloke's other books though. So I went to Amazon, checked what they had and ordered "Outlaws", "Powder" and "Leisure". I've been looking for something good to read, thanks for that.

[BLUENUT]

Cheers up Mr Reina

oh what can it be

robbed by a scouser

while saving penalties

[RedRobMol]

dont know if you've heard the latest suspicions?

Apparently the merseyside police are to investigate suggestions that Frank Lampard was involved in the robbery. The police are aware that Mr Lampard was in the merseyside area however are unable to confirm his precise whereabouts between the hours of 7.45 and 22:30.

[BLUENUT]

heard that around the same time sa this one:

Chelsea FC announce a GBP10 million sponsorship deal with Viagra.

Club Chief Executive Peter Kenyon said this morning "Hopefully the

deal with Viagra will help us get past a Semi".

Oh, that scouse wit

[BLUENUT]

dont know if you've heard the latest suspicions?

Apparently the merseyside police are to investigate suggestions that Frank Lampard was involved in the robbery. The police are aware that Mr Lampard was in the merseyside area however are unable to confirm his precise whereabouts between the hours of 7.45 and 22:30.

Suspect Peter Crouch has just been released after questioning by police, it was revealed he spent most of Tuesday night in Michael Essien's pocket!

[RedRobMol]

seeing as we are telling jokes...

Uefa have announced that for the first time in the tournaments history, they are preparing to have a 3rd/4th playoff match. This match is due to be held at New Wembley, London, on May 19th.

if the dates wrong, im sorry.

[BLUENUT]

Seeing as Liverpool aren't envolved the FA are hoping to avoid another penalty shoot-out.

But then again the FA cup wasn't s sh*t competition last year though was it?

[RedRobMol]

Seeing as Liverpool aren't envolved the FA are hoping to avoid another penalty shoot-out.

But then again it wasn't s sh*t competition last year though was it?

it is still not a sh*t competition, it is a great competition, i love it, the joke reflects the fact that you are both out!

[jemchelsea]

Will you all please lay of skitting scousers please? It is offending me!

[RedRobMol]

Will you all please lay of skitting scousers please? It is offending me!

do you even know what you are asking for? I think you have very little chance of having your requests adhered to!

[Modueke]

Jem, Don't take it to heart, its a term used to sum up Liverpool fans, so please Don't be offended by it.

..and Rob, Don't stir it up?

[mbh]

it is still not a sh*t competition, it is a great competition, i love it, the joke reflects the fact that you are both out!

Out? thought we were both contesting the great competion final, and as the FA know it is going to be a great final, they have invited both teams to open next years season with a repeat performance.

[RedRobMol]

it is still not a sh*t competition, it is a great competition, i love it, the joke reflects the fact that you are both out!

Out? thought we were both contesting the great competion final, and as the FA know it is going to be a great final, they have invited both teams to open next years season with a repeat performance.

my response was hurried, out of the champions league where the 3rd/4th playoff is happening... i wish i hadnt started!!

[Elliott]

Rick Parry.

Sound's like 'Prick Scallie'.

Interesting, that.