...I seem to have misplaced it...

German soccer stars Ballack, Kahn win sex toy suit

BERLIN, May 14 (Reuters) - German sex shop chain Beate Uhse must pay German soccer stars Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn 50,000 euros ($67,380) each for using their names for vibrators without permission, the company said on Monday.

The company had marketed the sex toys, dubbed "Michael B." and "Olli K.", before Germany hosted the World Cup in 2006.

Although the surnames of the two German soccer stars were not used, it was clear they referred to Chelsea midfielder Michael Ballack and Bayern Munich goalkeeper Oliver Kahn.

Kahn and national team captain Ballack sued Beate Uhse in court for unauthorised use of their names and won.

"The products have been withdrawn," the spokeswoman said. "We have to pay 50,000 euros to each of them."

I heard it when back to Germany for an operation.

Now how's this for a coincidence.

Ballacks nickname is apparently "Balle" which in swedish is another word for "cock" (and I don't mean the one with feathers)

joking with names?

kaka in hungarian means sh*t...

(well, it's a less offensive synonym, but the same nevertheless)

Poll in English means c**t

In case anyone's wondering...

Michael B.

Looks like a bloody carrot

Not realistic if you ask me.

Mine looks more like some soggy old pickle

"If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum, with a vibratin' Michael B."

"If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum, with a vibratin' Michael B."

Brilliant.

But I don't think we would become very popular if we started throwing those onto the pitch.

Well, they are more originally named than the 'rabbit' or the 'dolphin'. I am loving the Michael B one, maybe they can do one modelled on Joe Cole......!!!

Well, they are more originally named than the 'rabbit' or the 'dolphin'. I am loving the Michael B one, maybe they can do one modelled on Joe Cole......!!!

The New J-Cole: Short, fast and broken.

Well, they are more originally named than the 'rabbit' or the 'dolphin'. I am loving the Michael B one, maybe they can do one modelled on Joe Cole......!!!

Been done

Well, they are more originally named than the 'rabbit' or the 'dolphin'. I am loving the Michael B one, maybe they can do one modelled on Joe Cole......!!!

The New J-Cole: Short, fast and broken.

and Hairy

Fabregas' suggestion for a new model:

Suggestion? He looks like he can't WAIT to try it out!!

SWP is bringing out his own one, it's small black and dissapears up blind alleys!

Sheva's is slow to get going - but unfortunately hardly reaches a climax!

Kalou's is fast and slender but gets flustered around the box.

The Robben, great for a dribble but will probably break when you need it most!

The Lampard is 'every-ready' and runs on Duracell! Will wear out after 63 appearences within a short space of time! - Also runs from car batteries!

The Essien, it's a bit of a monster, doesn't know when to stop! -

The lil' Makalele, always finds the right spot and you'll always find a smile on the face!

The John Terry is durable, hard although the head goes places most wouldn't, it's up to you how brave you wanna get and where you stick it.

BUT......If you want satisfaction.....Ladies go for the Petr Cech, it's big, agile and keeps the sheets clean.- also has a bobbly head! Has been commented the Cech really commands the box.

Well, they are more originally named than the 'rabbit' or the 'dolphin'. I am loving the Michael B one, maybe they can do one modelled on Joe Cole......!!!

Been done

So..what...you're supposed to ram the entire hand in?

May buy one just to throw at him. By all accounts he f*ck*d our midfield. It may just be the (pocket) rocket up his a*se that he needs :-)

Well, they are more originally named than the 'rabbit' or the 'dolphin'. I am loving the Michael B one, maybe they can do one modelled on Joe Cole......!!!

Hey Rizza, great to see you posting, babe! And of course the first thread you looked at when you came back was the threat with the word 'vibrator' in the title... Ah, it's good to see nothing changes!!!