what chelsea need at the moment is lampard returning from injury. his absence has made me realize how important

he is to chelsea. even after spending millions on strikers we have to rely on lampard usually to get us goals.

But he''s fat, one-paced, overrated, overpaid and can't defend. So I keep reading on the net, anyway.

But he''s fat, one-paced, overrated, overpaid and can't defend. So I keep reading on the net, anyway.

Yep, can't wait until we sign Gerrard

Lampard?s return will help us a lot but we have to improve in general, one player can help but will not win us matches.

Lampard?s return will help us a lot but we have to improve in general, one player can help but will not win us matches.

You never know. Maybe his return will boost the other players?

Hah, just noticed this at the bottom of an article where that utter cretin Macherano says England should forget about Frank Lampard:

Frank Lampard v STEVEN GERRARD

8 Appearances 7

703 Minutes On Pitch 562

3 Goals 1

234 Mins per goal 562

13 Shots On Target 5

9 Shots Off Target 14

59% Shooting Accuracy 26%

14% Chance Conversion 5%

2 Goal Assists 1

22 Key Passes 11

542 Total Passes 389

85% Pass Completion % 80%

56 Total Crosses 56

34% Cross Completion % 13%

17 Tackles Made 15

71% Tackles Won % 53%

:D

Hah, just noticed this at the bottom of an article where that utter cretin Macherano says England should forget about Frank Lampard:

:D

Those stats are all very well. Yesterday though, only one of those two players made a telling contribution on the pitch and unfortunately for us, it wasn't Lamps.

Unfortunately, Frank didn't save us yesterday. I for my wish sometimes he could retire from England. The way he's treated there sometimes, espeacially how he's treated by England's best Midfielder No. 1 is an utterly disgrace.

He could put a few hundred behind the bar next Saturday, that would save us.

Where did these stats come from?