Morrissey is on Jools Holland tonight at 11.35 and I hear there is to be something a little special from him right at the end of the show

Not going to hang himself is he?

Not going to hang himself is he?

That will depend entirely on whether Muse are playing.

Now come on, theres no need for that, I love Morris as much as the next man. Just needs to cheer up a little on occasion.

How cheery would you be with a Mancunian background and a quiff you love that will no longer stay up!!

Not going to hang himself is he?

Hang the DJ!

Has he been on there before? Normally watch that, can't recall the last time he was on.

If he does hang himself can some record it - I could do with cheering up

Wasnt the greatest performance, but still Moz so cant complain!

Have you seen the new greatest hits tracklisting Loz ? Bizarre choices..

Saw him at the Roundhouse 3 weeks ago and he was in good form, luckily it was on the Monday before his throat went.

Won't be bothering with the greatest hits package

a) Because I already have them all and

B) As you say, rather an odd choice. I think it is Mozza's way of trying to kid on he is better now then he has ever been.

yeah i think you are spot on. still, thats the moz we know and love, and lets face it , he is never wrong, woe betide!

to think there is stuff like 'the youngest was the most loved' and 'i just want to see the boy happy' over tunes like 'now my heart is full' and 'certain people i know' is stunning.

the new tracks arent up to much either.

I actually liked them, more then I expected to. I heard him on Jonathon Ross last week and it sounded awful but the again everyone does on Jonathon Ross - thought it was 10 times better last night.

Not going to hang himself is he?

That will depend entirely on whether Muse are playing.

No need for that matey.