A major inveastigation by a well known Irish Sunday newspaper today revealed the dealings and operations of a very well known Irish drug lord and his henchmen , including a money launderer. The operation is said to be the tightest in Europe with over £100 million is being laundered through legimite businesses. The Irish criminal assets bureau have identified a current English footballer who is a major English international regular as the man behind the scam.

Christ , how i hope it's who i'd like this person to be.

And if it is... oh wow! Let's see them try to brush this one under the carpet.

Frank Lampard? Would be cool.

surely not rio

surely not rio

Would the dream candidate for England's captain have something to do with drugs? Surely not...

Well we can rule Joe Cole out, surely something like that requires a little bit of... anything?

How about this little sh*te.

He's not English!

i wonder if it could be a certain utd player who thinks hes "GANGSTA"? will this mean hes been merked!!!!

Whoever it is has been laundering money for these people. The newspaper have photos of the player in question , a sh*t load of them but cant release them for obvious legal reasons.

Wow, what a bombshell. Though I remember when there was an "exclusive" two years ago about two premiership players having gay sex involving a vibrating mobile phone and that never materialized to much.

Any updates on this story? Was it Barton?