:) teach them to whinge !

The geordies have got what they effin' deserve. Take em down Joey!

It has been suggested Newcastle do a 'Have i got news for you ' format with a guest manager each week.

So, some suggestions then.

Boris Johnston.

A tub of lard .

Jeremy Paxman.

if you think hard enough, I reckon you'll find a joke in here.

Mathew Corbett

Lorraine Kelly

Rt Hon Sir Malcom Rifkind MP

Roland Rat

Gutted on them not getting Venables, he would have been perfect.

He's incredible at getting losers further than they should... we have Euro 96 as evidence.

Gutted on them not getting Venables, he would have been perfect.

He's incredible at getting losers further than they should... we have Euro 96 as evidence.

He's also good at convincing people (especially in the media) that he's a much better manager than he is.

The 'Cockney Mafia' Wise and Ashley are about as popular at the bubonic plague in Newcastle, so the last thing they want is for El Tel to turn up in his sheepskin coat.

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He's also good at convincing people (especially in the media) that he's a much better manager than he is.

The 'Cockney Mafia' Wise and Ashley are about as popular at the bubonic plague in Newcastle, so the last thing they want is for El Tel to turn up in his sheepskin coat.

Haha, I didn't really believe that, I just wanted to set myself up for the Euro 96 joke.

It really wasn't worth it, mind...

I think Kinnear will do a good job for them while he's there.