geezer Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Petr Cech - to stop having to wear that stupid bloody skull cap. It's only since he started wearing the thing that mistakes have crept into his game Jose Bosingwa - the ability to realise he doesn't always have to take on a player and can opt for the simple pass occasionally. Ashley Cole - that he hand his delightful wife over to me Mikel - a new hairstyle - man that current one sucks. Oh and a signed photo from Liam JT - no more back problems. Oh and a night out with Gem Ricky Carvalho - as per Mikel - man your hair sucks Alex - more games Ivanovic - more games Joe Cole - a girlfriend with a brain. Two airheads together are dangerous. Frank Lampard - The recognition he deserves from the British press and public and for them to realise Stevie 'butter wouldn't melt even though I've been arrested' Ger 'National Traitor' rard doesn't actually offer a team anymore than Frank does. Nicolas Anelka - acceptance from his own fans Didier Drogba - a busker's cap so he can collect loose change from the pitch Michael Ballack - a return to last seasons form Kalou - a pair of boots to help him shoot more accurately Malouda - a one way ticket out of the club Paolo Ferreira - a pair of tartan zip up booties to keep his tootsies warm when he's sitting on the bench Wayne Bridge - anything he wants, he'll always be a legend for scoring 'that goal' Belletti - more games Michael Essien - a full return to fitness Di Santo - a goal Miroslav Stoch - a starting booth against Southend Scott Sinclair - a chance Gael Kakuta - to be a couple of years older Carlo - a night with Val Hilario - praise from the bloke who sits next to me at the Bridge Deco - not to wear Ray Wilkins 'must kick the ball sideways boots' anymore Scolari - support from Mr ABramovich Pete Kenyon - a one to one in a locked room with Star The home fans - the same spirit shown by the away fans All of you - a highly successful and healthy 2009
loz Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 I was going to say for Star's old dear to marry Kenyon
geezer Posted December 29, 2008 Author Posted December 29, 2008 can I have a bike? Sorry. my wife's not available
Mr Chelsea Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 (edited) an 11pm midweek train back to stoke so i can go mid week games at the bridge be able to look at the league table and not see the scouse scum sitting on top Edited December 29, 2008 by Mr Chelsea
abramovich Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Petr Cech - to stop having to wear that stupid bloody skull cap. It's only since he started wearing the thing that mistakes have crept into his gameJose Bosingwa - the ability to realise he doesn't always have to take on a player and can opt for the simple pass occasionally. Ashley Cole - that he hand his delightful wife over to me Mikel - a new hairstyle - man that current one sucks. Oh and a signed photo from Liam JT - no more back problems. Oh and a night out with Gem Ricky Carvalho - as per Mikel - man your hair sucks Alex - more games Ivanovic - more games Joe Cole - a girlfriend with a brain. Two airheads together are dangerous. Frank Lampard - The recognition he deserves from the British press and public and for them to realise Stevie 'butter wouldn't melt even though I've been arrested' Ger 'National Traitor' rard doesn't actually offer a team anymore than Frank does. Nicolas Anelka - acceptance from his own fans Didier Drogba - a busker's cap so he can collect loose change from the pitch Michael Ballack - a return to last seasons form Kalou - a pair of boots to help him shoot more accurately Malouda - a one way ticket out of the club Paolo Ferreira - a pair of tartan zip up booties to keep his tootsies warm when he's sitting on the bench Wayne Bridge - anything he wants, he'll always be a legend for scoring 'that goal' Belletti - more games Michael Essien - a full return to fitness Di Santo - a goal Miroslav Stoch - a starting booth against Southend Scott Sinclair - a chance Gael Kakuta - to be a couple of years older Carlo - a night with Val Hilario - praise from the bloke who sits next to me at the Bridge Deco - not to wear Ray Wilkins 'must kick the ball sideways boots' anymore Scolari - support from Mr ABramovich Pete Kenyon - a one to one in a locked room with Star The home fans - the same spirit shown by the away fans All of you - a highly successful and healthy 2009 Great list Geezer. You're in top form. Too bad, we can't say that about our club at the moment.
Gem Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Good list Geezer, although I'd prefer a night in with John, but I accept the challenge of getting him there myself.
bjd Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 (edited) The home fans - the same spirit shown by the away fans Whilst a lot of what Geezer posted is funny and joking that one stands out. How about we changed it to : The home fans - Spirit. Some spirit. Any spirit. In general aways fans will always outsing home fans , but we dont even seem to try anymore. On Boxing day the bloke next to me had turkey sandwiches in his lunchbox and the Daily Mail under his arm. His son spent the whole game on the PSP and asked when they were going home about 5 times. Now admittedly i was in the family section (with my Godson at SB for the first time) and so i wasnt expecting it to be like the members benches in 1985 however its just typical of what has happened to our fanbase. I find it amazing that people come to watch us but yet seem to have something else to do as well! Ive seen it a fair few times now. Are away teams scared of being intimidated by the home fans ? Do refs get so scared of the crowd they give into the roar and make questionable decisions (something that happens against us all the time) Are they f**k! Sod new players and trophies.On top of anything i would like a bit of atmosphere and heart and soul to return to our club in 09. However i think there is more chance of Mikel scoring a 30 yarder. Edited December 29, 2008 by bjd
liamski Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 Yes agree , someone like Damien Duff would do nicely thank you !
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