Gem

Not going to remain goalless.

Yep, no way are Tottenham dropping points here.

Nah, not happening. No way are Spurs going to drop points against West Brom tonight.

Yeah, can't see West Brom getting anything tonight I'm afraid, just not happening.

Not seen too much of this in the press, dare I say if it were anyone but Liverpool...

That is good, perhaps he should be nominated for the August-December award and not whole. No better than Willian in that respect then.

Just seen Ozil was in the player of the year category. Have we found our new Steven Gerrard? The player who's mentioned just for sh*ts & giggles?

All the Tottenham genuine match fixing allegations on Twitter are on Scouse paranoia levels. My God it's pathetic, delusional twats. Also Spud, you make it extremely hard for me to hate on Tottenham, all I want to do after every post is apologise to you! STOP BEING SO NICE.

'They won't win without Vardy' Lolsickles. 3-0. Beauts.

I saw that at the cinema and you could hear a pin drop, clearly everyone's secret worst fear...! It's based on a true story too which makes it that bit more uneasy.

A lot of people have praised the voice roles so I'm probably in the minority with my opinion. Ben Kingsley as Bagheera was inspired, beautifully executed.

I tried to watch it without comparing it to the original but half the intensity with any villain comes from the voice, he made the character a lot weaker than it should be.

When asked at his Thursday press conference if he was a fan of the song, Martinez joked: 'Not really, no. Unless you've been in my house and in my shower!' You singing sacked in the morning in the shower now?

Still singing that John Stones song in the shower you arrogant self satisfied f**kwit?

Spot on, sweets.

Lukaku wouldn't have scored that.

Everton really should have put this to bed, they're finishing like is this season. Just kidding! They're actually creating chances.

What a miss by Lukaku.

I was just coming on to say Everton are not going to score, not even with the intention of jinxing it, just because they're sh*t. Maybe even just THINKING it now is working the jinxes. I'm scared they can read my thoughts :/

The Jungle Book - 4/10. I know I can't compare it to the cartoon too much but the only animal character who sounded right was Bagheera. Idris Elba as Shere Khan completely ruined it. That Tiger is supposed to give you nightmares, he was one of the first vicious Disney villain and his common north London accent came through far too often. I hope some heads rolled. Not vindictive enough, not articulate enough, not menacing enough, not scary enough. The only time he came across as a real villain is through the CGI.

Yep.

I think his head was turned majorly in the Summer and as a 20/21 year old his head has probably been in a cloud. Where are the leaders at Everton? You know JT would have got in his ear and he would have flourished. I feel sorry for him, I know he's continued to earn money blah blah blah but (ignoring our amazing form this season) he's been stuck in a team/club that continues to underachieve and have never shown signs of improving in the last 10 or so years. What did keeping him achieve? Do Everton really think they could have challenged for something this season? They should have taken the money and invested. That said, I think that cocky sh*te of a manager has contributed massively to their form this season. Finds himself singing the Jone Stones song in the shower? What a complete muppet, most stupid managerial comment since facht facht facht.

I'm getting scared. FFS.

... Okay just seen the score, not even a mega super enormous jinx can save us.

No way are Tottenham not winning here.