Gem

Don't upset me on Monday please.

Someone please do this.

BQ is tearing up now at her table I reckon. Or she's full on lost it!

The club have called his bluff, well done.

I cried, I was 10.

Absolutely Bobby, I know wwhat you mean when it's hard to hav a decent conversation. No harm is suggesting stuff, it's how places improve in life in general.

May be worth PM'ing Loz or Mod if you're/anyone is not happy with how the forum is being moderated and have suggestions on how we can improve.

This is my reaction/feelings but obviously I don't know other clauses. If it was just money then I'd say there's nothing to consider, he's not exactly poor. I doubt (hope) that would be any stumbling block.

This made me laugh!

I'm sure he'll be singing 'sacked in the morning' in his shower in the mornings, we know he likes a catchy football chant. Muppet, good riddance.

I read on Twitter and I believe someone mentioned it in here that Tottenham need 1 more point to beat their tally under AVB. Surely that shows that the other teams have been atrocious and not that Spuds have improved vastly. They're obviously a good side but that little factoid is very telling.

Rafa Banitez has heen relegated. Facht.

Taken from the BBC's live commentary page on Hazard's goal: "That's the type of goal which would look good in a Paris St-Germain shirt if you know what I mean." What a complete twat, what's the point in that sentence? Bitter d**khead.

Come on Chels, play the yoof.

^ Fantastic reaction. Those West Ham yobs probably thought they were intimidating the players when really their reaction shows the true tale - laughing and taking the piss out of those grade A muppets.

Hope they get fuxking hammered. Ha ha ha boom boom.

f**k off West Ham, the only reason the media etc must think we all care is because of how much we're funding their new place.

I think it shows how little people care about new kits now-a-days with the amount of interest in this thread. I think a new one every year rather than 2-3 years has exhausted people's enthusiam. Plus the cost and our form hasn't helped :/

My vote goes to anyone who can actually defend.

Various sources on Twitter claiming he will serve a two game suspension. So we could have witnessed his last performance in a Chelsea kit. A 3-2 loss and he gets sent off. Getting the same style send off as Lamps & Ash, absolutely nothing.

Ooh wait, Liverpool! Maybe not his final game then.

With that red card we may have witnessed John Terry's last game in a Chelsea shirt.

Oh bloody hell.

Matic not raising a smile hurt, I don't want him to go in the Summer. I don't usually read too much into things like these but it's like he knows he's off. Has he been getting booed throughout the season? Maybe just short of confidence? :(

It would be a tiny bit hilarious if we lost this and the Leciester game and Spuds won both of theirs, then it really would be our result that doomed them. But obviously I'd rather us win, top half of the table finish FOR THE WIN!!!!!