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What have you done with Dorset?!

Bullsh*t.

You wanna fight?!

I think he means he's never been at a club that had that sort of support at a friendly.

Kin hell d!

Any pics of him holding up the shirt yet?

I would feel sorry for Leicester fans but I'm extremely defensive about my club and their venom towards us is pissing me off. Fuxk you.

I don't recall a boring game as such but Serie A bores the hell out of me, I'd rather watch a 0-0 between two conference teams than watch Italian football.

They may have done but I wouldn't say that makes them equal in quality.

Ha! Weight of the shirt, love it! Is it a two leg tie though? If so and Celtic progress at home then I have no doubt they'll have shown character, heart, passion and that there is no reason why they can't go all the way. When on form they're equal to the likes of Madrid, Bayern etc.

I cannot recommend season 4 enough, season 3 was really poor and so I don't blame you for stopping... but the last scene is great and season 4 is probably the best one yet. I just love the characters, I don't understand why it doesn't win more awards, it deserves best TV show at least once! Hopefully this year is their year, gripping stuff.

The Legend of Tarzan - 7/10. Bit slow in places and whilst I've never liked flashing back & forward sequences it worked in this instance. As usual Christoph Waltz steals the show for me.

Has anyone/can anyone get more information on this? Obviously we would want to arrange something if the information coming through if legit. We had a reliable source when Tambling's condition was announced (Rick Glanvill on Twitter) so I'm looking for the same here. We need names and an address a card can be sent to, I'm having a look as we speak but I'd be grateful if others could join.

Ab Fab The Movie, 6/10 - it's not going to win an Oscar but I found it hilarious in places and it really took me back to when I was 10 and used to stay up to watch it.

The Welsh wouldn't have supported us but I would have liked them to have got to the final, shame.

If it were John Terry............. I jest!

Messi is white, a man & famous. Nothing other than no or insufficient punishment was on the table.

I saw it too today Jack and I agree with the majority of your review apart from the last three words. I urge you to see London Has Fallen and then that last sentence will need 'the second to' inserted into it. It's the worst film I've ever seen and I'm still not over it!

Are our dugouts strong? If he starts climbing over them in celebration we may need to invest in sturdier structure.

Any think/hope he'll want a LB because he knows we haven't got one? He'll see we have a RB playing there and therefore will move Azpi to his rightful position and buy a proper LB. No? Just me who (desperately) wants this?

The Secret Life of Pets. 7/10, really enjoyed it.

Yeah pretty much just that and when I say meltdown I just mean toy throwing more than anything.

Arsenal fans in meltdown on Twitter, some hilarious toy throwing action.

Just don't play for a draw, England.

Where on earth are you from? We're from Eng-er-land. Where you come from, do you put the kettle on?