Ten Elite Brains

Zoumaaaaaaaaaaaaa........He's winning everything.

STAND UP FOR THE CHAMPIONS !!!

RLC looking comfortable so far. Slotting in nicely. Go on lad.

If Rickie Lambert were managed by Jose, he would be in serious trouble for that marking of JT. Horrendous defending there. Brendon will applaud like a seal as usual. Idiot.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I love that big legend.

Absolute nonsense. Cannot believe you wasted your time writing that. The Bundesliga is no better than the SPL. Good Jesus. How many Scottish teams have advanced further than English teams this year? German teams were more successful than English in Europe once again. Fact.

Did anyone get a good picture of the Guard of Honour? I want to use it if that's okay? My work is full of Liverpool fans. Mega thanks in advance.

I do not. I referred to a scouser as a reptile and continued with the trend. It's really not that difficult to understand. I have a fear of snakes however. Maybe it's playing on my unconscious mind as I also feel weary around scousers.

Harry Redknapp is a fat useless wombat that will no doubt live on the memory that he could have kept QPR afloat to sustain his overactive ego.

Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry, Filipe Luis; Mikel, Loftus-Cheek; Willian, Fabregas, Hazard; Remy

I hope a Chelsea player imitates a slip during the guard of honour to annoy Gerrard. The sooner the reptile goes to America, the better.

I would give a kidney to have Aguero. He's absolutely frightening at times and should be nowhere near City.. Seeing him play for The Famous would be a joy to watch. Madrid look interested in him again though and once they get their claws into a transfer, they get their man. Benzema maybe heading in the opposite direction?

I would absolutely love to hear your theory behind this. Their league is weak if you play for Bayern Munich. He doesn't. That weak league outlasted English teams all over European Competition. He has scored in pretty much all the big games he's played in, including a brace against the almighty Neuer. I'm not buying the weak league nonsense.

John Terry has only committed 12 fouls in 35 games this season. He never gave away a foul between Oct 18th and Jan 17th. For that, I vote JT.

Unless he fancies a stint as Stamford The Lion; then Milner should be nowhere near the club. Cannot believe that has even been suggested. A fit Khedira would be excellent but he's made of glass. Danny Ings misses far too many chances. Again; he belongs somewhere like Tottenham or Liverpool. Teams beneath us in every aspect. Konoplyanka kind of reminds me of Hazard the way he plays. Would he settle though? Rebrov, Shevchenko, Pavlywhatever his name was, all struggled here.

Back on topic, ignoring the ball-aching rumour mongering about Remy; Lacazette would be a fantastic signing. He wouldn't be happy to sit on a bench all season however. We need a striker who wont start sobbing uncontrollably everytime he gets dropped when Diego is fit. Not easy to come by; though imperative we get one.

I would absolutely love to punish these slithering reptiles today. A very humiliating scoreline to send them back absolutely reeling would suffice.

Robben, by quite some distance. Could you imagine him and Hazard on opposite wings? Kevin De Bruyne will prove costly. 15 goals and 26 assists this season at the age of 23. Amazing talent and completely both footed. Would have scored an insane load for us this year. Besides this, we have done well. We got rid of Luiz for a crazy sum and brought in productiveness. The Belgian carthorse is sale of the millennium however. Everton must be spewing.