whitewall66

As petty as when a man of near retirement age gets upset when he's wearing the same clothing as a schoolkid and they laugh at him?

Yes they may be so but there not me!. Well why the need to give it a title, underline it and give your age as if your hoping it might be read out on Radio 4 or something. You are the only one who's done that. You do seem to be wound up easily. I read the Rangers thread ages ago and remember thinking that anyone who disagrees with your grandiosity will be shot down in flames.

No mate i can assure you i'm not any of those people. Are you paranoid or something?. You've answered some of my postings in the past especially on the match thread. If you need more convincing go to my profile and read some of my posts. Why would you think i would go to all the trouble of rejoining something just to have a pop at you?

Ok fair enough but i haven't called anyone a c**t as The Blue One did.

Which when reading the Glasgow Rangers part of the forum you accused a couple of posters who don't agree with your rhetoric as been wind up merchants as well. What i read was especially from a guy called Iderton was he was pricking your pomposity and basically telling you that you were in no position to tell anyone what they want to post. I notice that he's banned now will the same thing happen to me?. He also accused you of treating that part of the forum as your own little kingdom and i agree. Tommy Docherty the Kind Herod of the Shed End Forum.

Please tell me the schoolkids incident was not recent. You must have low self esteem if getting into arguments with school kids is something to boast about on a public forum.

Cheers Barn sorry about the grumpiness ha ha.

Err no i don't think i will as it goes unless this is your own personal site. As for making a tit of myself who has the virtual rendering of there face as an avatar. (whatever that is).

I thought you'd prefer blokes with no tops like in your avatar

Plastic me when your the one who thinks loyalty to the club is buying a Premier League patch. Where do you think that money goes to mate cos it ain't Chelsea. It looks odd without them ha ha that's brilliant are you hoping to get a call up from Jose.

I have to say i'm beginning to enjoy the role of provocateur ha ha. Let's be honest if i hadn't put my beak in this would have been a pretty mundane topic basically who's your favourite player. This is The Shed End Forum not Mumsnet. What's next sowing tips, or how to have the perfect coffee morning. The best topic in this section is about the new stadium, proper debate considered and passionate views, something that all Chelsea fans should have a say on whether in favour or not. Not yes he's quite good but i prefer him bland nonsense like that.

It's about whether it not you like wearing these things not that your mates will take the piss out of you. If that stops you then I think that's pretty sad and if you think it's tight they take the piss then Eh?

Of course it's different. Ok does anyone here when say popping down the local put on a Fred Perry or a Lacoste polo shirt. Or think no as i might go clubbing later i'll put on my Chelsea top with Azpilicueta on the back. Ok i'm a lot older then the average poster on here but if i wore a Chelsea top with say Terry on the back i would get the piss ripped out of me and rightly so. This is definitely a generational thing because no one back in my day wore them and people having someone else's name on there back is just wrong. A topic that says "who will you have on the back of your shirt this year" has to be mocked whats next "who's your favourite member of One Direction".

Yes having a Spanish bloke's full name and spending an extra what £15 and you call me a c**t!. I may well be mate but at least i'm not a gullible one. Do you have the Premier League badge as well because it's just not the real thing without it.

Sorry mate but i can't make head or tail of that. In the early 80s the thing to wear to football was designer gear and so was given the term casuals. It was started off by the Scousers who when playing in Europe would rob blind designer shops and would then wear it to football. The trouble was because it was nicked and not tried on it looked more like the baggy scene of the late 80's early 90's. Scousers will claim they brought a new culture to football but in reality the only new thing they brought to football were Stanley knives.

Or post aggressively on stuff they find trivial.

How about a casual stroll to Specsavers?.

As grown men (which i presume you are). How do you feel If you see an eight year old kid with a replica kit with his bestis and most favourite player in the whole wide world's name on his back. And then you are wearing the same with one or all of the following, receding hair, a beer gut, hairy arms while your standing outside the pub smoking. Don't you feel a little bit well a bit pathetic. The last Chelsea top i bought was the away kit in 1981 when i was 15. Then the casuals scene came in and well nobody wore replica tops. I just can't understand why anyone who of course is free to spend there money how they want thinks it's fine to spend £50 for something that should be worn by kids. Oh please tell me you don't wear your top if you go on holiday that's just unforgivable.

DKW, Bluedave, Do you wanna wipe your hands on my coat?. Yes puffin chunks washed down with a tin of Blue Rat.

Can i recommend 15 Storeys High written and starring Chelsea fan Sean Locke. It was put on at ridiculous times and never got the audience it deserved. All two series are on You Tube or it's about a fiver to buy online. Favourite episode is series 1 episode 5 with the late great Felix Dexter. But if your sort of comedy is The Vicar of Dibley or Keeping Up Appearances this won't be for you.

I said hello to Ian Britton outside the East Stand after a match. At the time he was the only vaguely famous person i'd ever met. He completely blanked me the big haired little twat.

Just like there title challenge the wheels came off.

Ha ha yes your right. It's just a bit ambiguous whether the frog is the devil or the biker's dad. Still well worth watching the whole film's on You tube

This is a link for a 70s British horror film called Pyschomania that frankly has to be seen to be believed. It really is a bizarre film that is about a gang of Hell's Angels. There leader is about 30 lives with his mum in a country house and they have a butler!. Even though Nicky Henson is a good actor he's about as menacing as Christopher Biggins. They make a pact with the devil and so have to kill themselves to become immortal. They do this in the most stupid but hilarious way. There's also a fifth rate Donovan folk song tribute to the leader and shots of a frog appear though the film with no explanation why. Oh and buy the way if i had to sum it up it's absolutely brilliant ha ha.

A left back who's won it all who's marked Robben and Ronaldo out of matches, Shaw is promising but will never be as good as Ashley. Baines oh god to say he was found out in the World Cup is an understatement. Anyone who ever does there Chelsea or England best XI Ashley Cole is at left back and i can't see that changing for a good 20 years. Hyperbole? No. I don't care what he or JT do off the field no one and i mean no one can ever fault there professionalism. The amount of grief they get off the media and what were the England team missing, the best left back who's ever played for England and the best England Captain for years bollocks to Gerrard and Beckham no one can captain and organise a back four like JT.