whitewall66

The date on this post was it April1st?. I thought Comic Relief was every two years. Did the poster take off his red nose slip off his size 15 shoes put his unicycle away and thought yes Chelsea haven't got a good record with centre forwards Fleck, Casiraghi, Shevchenko. Torres. I'm going to suggest we buy someone who skill and attitude wise is only beaten by the i'm fed up of getting paid thousands of pounds to sit on my arse David Bentley.

Funny enough i bought some Wagon Wheels a while ago there bloody tiny! The same with crisps you get about 8 in a bag in those multi'packs

You've got a real hard on for corporate mate do you watch your football from an executive box?. So it's foie gras and a cheeky red for them and wagon wheels and bovril for the oiks.

On a similar note did you know that every Man United fa cup tie has been on live on tv since 2005 (either sky or terrestrial)

And who are these other 10 fans wanting to take my ticket they won't be Chelsea fans mate i can tell you that. To have a ground with people who have no affinity with the club who will go to Chelsea in the afternoon and a West end show in the evening that's what Chelsea will become. And yes i would support my local non league team rather then watch the very heart of a football club being ripped out and pissed on.

And your happy with this?. A football club where it's core support are tourists. And you wonder why other fans take the piss out of us and call us plastic. I just couldn't step foot in a place like that it's almost anti-football fan. It's a marketing man's wet dream and a football fan's nightmare

Your right there is no need to charge more but i still think they would. For arguements sake let's say we moved in 10 years how much would the cheapest ticket for a Cat AA game be?. The average fan is priced out as it is and i just can't see who will be able to afford those prices with family commitments etc coming first on the list of peoples priorities.

When you got the atmosphere generated by the West Stand and Gate 13 of the East Stand especially in the mid 80s Chelsea was a really intimidating place. All our firm used to sit at away games the first i saw them do that was at Orient in 1981. What i'm saying is sitting was never the problem for most Chelsea fans and we were the first fans to do this certainly in London and i can only think off the top of my head Leeds in 1983 where there most vociferous fans where in the seats behind the goal. A new stadium will bring with it eye watering ticket prices which is going to out price swathes of our support. Don't forget our crowds weren't great when cup games and Champions League tickets were full price.

Yes your right but it's not for me. I just can't watch Chelsea anywhere but the bridge. I have real doubts that a 55,000 plus stadium will be the massive success a lot of people think it will be.

Well this is a first for me trying to hold down the bile and not punching my laptop. This is so wrong so f**king wrong look at that i honestly can't believe that a Chelsea fan would want us to move to this. To all old Shed boys hand on heart what's Chelsea all about 6,000 at home to Orient or a 55.000 stadium full of Jeremy's and Prunellas

Couldn't agree more especially about giving the ball away needlessly. Could be a crucial season for him with the signing of Fabregas. I'm not sure he'll be a certain starter and he's wasted out on the wing.

How has it taken 486 pages to discuss this. This topic in a nutshell: Torres is crap now let's move on.

Absolutely fair enough. It's just that if one of my mates got caught with a little bit of charlie i wouldn't go on the internet and start getting all preachy like blueblur did. So when someone i don't know does the same i just feel i'm in no position to pass judgement. But of course as Kerry Dixon is a Chelsea legend i suppose i'm a bit biased. Phil Thompson god could you imagine how much gear he could put away with his hooter?

Blueblur is so ruddy mad with this indignant claptrap he's going to put on his Cliff Richard greatest hits album but not to loudly one has to think of the neighbours.

Oi Get off my land you young whipper snapper

Something iconic well good luck with that. Let's not forget what the name of this forum is. And if we move to our bigger stadium with it's super corporate facilities will we be sitting in the Waitrose end shouting Harrod's Harrod's give us a song.

Who are you to be so judgemental?. What does it say on your answerphone mate "Please leave your message after the high moral tone".

When i first saw this i thought whoever posted this was on drugs. I think i may have been right because the way he's spelt awesome he's definitely dropped an E.

I think i'll have a season ticket in the back row of the sixth tier of the MH stand. There's nothing like being close to the action.

And the prize for the gayest ever football chant goes to

If we leave the bridge then that's me done. If we get a 55,000 stadium it will mean an extra 13,000 middle class tosspots who are willing to pay top dollar just to sit there motionless and applaud politely for ninety minutes.

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Ha ha nice one FC best comeback since Bolton in 1978

If it's who i think it is he got nicked against Cardiff