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TheRealDavidK

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Everything posted by TheRealDavidK

  1. You forgot to include all of the academy and anyone on the CFC 'target' list... 😭
  2. Sad that BC felt the need to apologize for the 🟥 it was la Cucaracha's fault ffs.
  3. What a sorry-assed Football Club atm... 🤬
  4. BC had to clear la Cucaracha's garbage... 🟥
  5. enzo so bad he gonna create a negative portal in the fabric of Football space-time... 🤬🤬🤬
  6. The KerTwat never did that for CFC 🤬🤬🤬
  7. The only thing Gramps can rush back for is his seniors pension cheque... 🙄
  8. C'mon bros... we've got a great opportunity here for sweet victory. A very good chance... a reasonable shot.... a good, good chance... we have A chance. most likely... Maybe... an event with a probability greater than zero... zero-ish... there could be a blizzard that cancels both matches and it goes to pens. 😬
  9. The Real gonna see to that very well indeed soon sir... 🤬
  10. I'z gonna have to Safari that one... will get back to you... 🤔
  11. Kovvy, under the pressure of being part of a sorry-assed football club, feels the need to try and do everything, including trying to score.... so it takes away from his usual brill dribbling to create space and picking a proper forward pass. I blame climate change... and, of course, the sorry-assed football club. 🤬🤬🤬
  12. What a sorry-assed football club atm 🤬🤬🤬
  13. Nah, nah... not for me. R-Hamez is fine... Franksson Mount is a bigger priority. 😂😂😂
  14. Allow me to be the 2498th person to say We probably still paying him from last time, so no effect on staff expenses...
  15. J-Wow is a football tourist working on his game and has no concern for the outcome.
  16. Unbeaten in one!! Release the balloon 🎈 🙄🙄🙄
  17. Not much activity here.... you blokes ( notice I didn't say 'you lot', or 'real fans') must be on the way to the Bridge... 😭
  18. Hence the 🙄 bruv...
  19. What about all the folks in this forum who describe themselves as "real fans" (not Real fans as suggested in the second-lamest reply evah). I'm pretty sure the CFC monitors these threads and is probably preparing the contract as I write this... 🙄. Maestro Conte, J-Nags, or Hozay ... ✅ or Herr Flopp...
  20. Looking forward to our next 'one win in a row'.... but it won't be Tuesday 🤬
  21. Guiness record for longest delay in using a pop culture reference to attempt a joke... 🤔 Great success 🥸🥸, wait... never mind...
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