Everything posted by TheRealDavidK
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Who do you want to be the next manager? (2nd Poll)
So it's 'top ten Pochettino', eh? great success??
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Man City v Chelsea (PL) Sun 21st May 2023 16:00 GMT
Oh wait, I'll change my mind immediately and be a 'real fan'... come back Graham Potter, you are a legend of a coach and Chelsea Football Club was completely brilliant under your leadership. 🙄
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Man City v Chelsea (PL) Sun 21st May 2023 16:00 GMT
The role of a sorry-assed football club is to play spoiler to a title contender, so...
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Chelsea v Nottingham Forest (PL) Sat 13th May 2023 15:00 GMT
What a sorry-assed Football Club atm...
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Who do you want to be the next manager? (2nd Poll)
Haaland has 51 goals so far this season. The player, not the club... 51... smashed into the back of the net... 51.... goals.... We'z doomed bros 😭😭😭
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Arsenal v Chelsea (PL) Tue 2nd May 2023 20:00 GMT
This ain't Frank's fault
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Arsenal v Chelsea (PL) Tue 2nd May 2023 20:00 GMT
What a sorry-assed football club atm 🤬🤬🤬
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Arsenal v Chelsea (PL) Tue 2nd May 2023 20:00 GMT
Watching this crap to kill time whilst summer tires and oil change proceed
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Arsenal v Chelsea (PL) Tue 2nd May 2023 20:00 GMT
FlopBama busy counting the lbs. ouch bros
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Arsenal v Chelsea (PL) Tue 2nd May 2023 20:00 GMT
I think enzo is still winding up for that shot... 'this time fer sher'!
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Arsenal v Chelsea (PL) Tue 2nd May 2023 20:00 GMT
FlopBama... GrampBama... however you say it, Ouch bros
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Who do you want to be the next manager? (2nd Poll)
Fire Old Pots and bring in Pochettino...? He'd bring at least as much success as he garnered for his other clubs... 🥸🥸🥸 (mos def wanted a regime change tho...) Hozay, Nags, or Maestro Conte please...
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Arsenal v Chelsea (PL) Tue 2nd May 2023 20:00 GMT
It's gonna be one sorry-assed football club v title pretenders... set your alarm for 90 minutes plus stoppage 🥱🥱🥱
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Chelsea v Brentford (PL) Wed 26th Apr 2023 19:45 GMT
What a sorry-assed football club atm... 🤬
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Enzo Fernandez - Officially a Blue!
He is having a Casemiroesque effect on the CFC... which would be a fraction infinitesimally close to zero. 🤫
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Chelsea v Real Madrid (CL) Tue 18th Apr 2023 20:00 GMT
The Happy Squanderer - a Tragedy. Act I Scene I (inside the opposition six yard box) La Cucaracha watching the ball roll invitingly towards his feet with the net unguarded... la Cucaracha: geez, I might be able to hactually score one here... probably I should hit it first time... hey, I wonder if the Ferarri will arrive at the dealership soon... those bastards had the gall to charge me for the metallic paint upgrade even though I'm the second most expensive acquisition in the history of this now second rate.... Hey where'd the ball go!?! Act I Scene II Chalobah's descent into madness - to be continued...
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Reece James
RJ is just tired of schlepping for this sorry-assed organization...
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What position will we finish this season?
Well, negative integers exist... as do imaginary numbers... 🤯🤯🤯
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Chelsea v Real Madrid (CL) Tue 18th Apr 2023 20:00 GMT
We'll need a Christmas miracle, an Easter Sunday resurrection (again!) miracle, a small earthquake, and perhaps some VAR assistance. It's not too much to ask, right?!? WE'RE DOOMED BROS 😭😭😭
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Chelsea v Brighton (CL) Sat 15th Apr 2023 15:00 GMT
What a sorry-assed Football Club atm... 🤬
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Chelsea v Brighton (CL) Sat 15th Apr 2023 15:00 GMT
KerTwat wuda saved that.... for Real...
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Chelsea v Brighton (CL) Sat 15th Apr 2023 15:00 GMT
Let's hear from the 'real' fans...
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Chelsea v Brighton (CL) Sat 15th Apr 2023 15:00 GMT
Another episode of 'J-Wow: Football Tourist' 🙄
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Chelsea v Brighton (CL) Sat 15th Apr 2023 15:00 GMT
I had us scoring in 13th minute (Franksson Mount tho) and winning three nil... the Grand Delusion indeed 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Chelsea v Brighton (CL) Sat 15th Apr 2023 15:00 GMT
Is there anything Enzo CAN do?!?