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TheRealDavidK

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Everything posted by TheRealDavidK

  1. So it's 'top ten Pochettino', eh? great success??
  2. Oh wait, I'll change my mind immediately and be a 'real fan'... come back Graham Potter, you are a legend of a coach and Chelsea Football Club was completely brilliant under your leadership. 🙄
  3. The role of a sorry-assed football club is to play spoiler to a title contender, so...
  4. Haaland has 51 goals so far this season. The player, not the club... 51... smashed into the back of the net... 51.... goals.... We'z doomed bros 😭😭😭
  5. What a sorry-assed football club atm 🤬🤬🤬
  6. Watching this crap to kill time whilst summer tires and oil change proceed
  7. FlopBama busy counting the lbs. ouch bros
  8. I think enzo is still winding up for that shot... 'this time fer sher'!
  9. FlopBama... GrampBama... however you say it, Ouch bros
  10. Fire Old Pots and bring in Pochettino...? He'd bring at least as much success as he garnered for his other clubs... 🥸🥸🥸 (mos def wanted a regime change tho...) Hozay, Nags, or Maestro Conte please...
  11. It's gonna be one sorry-assed football club v title pretenders... set your alarm for 90 minutes plus stoppage 🥱🥱🥱
  12. What a sorry-assed football club atm... 🤬
  13. He is having a Casemiroesque effect on the CFC... which would be a fraction infinitesimally close to zero. 🤫
  14. The Happy Squanderer - a Tragedy. Act I Scene I (inside the opposition six yard box) La Cucaracha watching the ball roll invitingly towards his feet with the net unguarded... la Cucaracha: geez, I might be able to hactually score one here... probably I should hit it first time... hey, I wonder if the Ferarri will arrive at the dealership soon... those bastards had the gall to charge me for the metallic paint upgrade even though I'm the second most expensive acquisition in the history of this now second rate.... Hey where'd the ball go!?! Act I Scene II Chalobah's descent into madness - to be continued...
  15. RJ is just tired of schlepping for this sorry-assed organization...
  16. Well, negative integers exist... as do imaginary numbers... 🤯🤯🤯
  17. We'll need a Christmas miracle, an Easter Sunday resurrection (again!) miracle, a small earthquake, and perhaps some VAR assistance. It's not too much to ask, right?!? WE'RE DOOMED BROS 😭😭😭
  18. What a sorry-assed Football Club atm... 🤬
  19. KerTwat wuda saved that.... for Real...
  20. Another episode of 'J-Wow: Football Tourist' 🙄
  21. I had us scoring in 13th minute (Franksson Mount tho) and winning three nil... the Grand Delusion indeed 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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