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TheRealDavidK

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Everything posted by TheRealDavidK

  1. Maestro Conte.... J Nags.... even Hozay... Great Success 🥸🥸🥸
  2. He might be able to participate in a riot, but that miss were stunning (and, yes I used me feigned Barnsley accent for the last two words of that sentence).
  3. What a sorry-assed football club atm. 🤮🤮🤮
  4. Purchase and field mid-table 'talent' like la cucaracha and, voila, 11th place it is.... great success 🥸🥸🥸
  5. Old Pots keeps putting rabbits into hats... Ouch bros 🤮🤮🤮
  6. She's the one angling... for a stadium job. 'I will cut a pitch'. ⛳️🪀
  7. Where are the CFC forums?!? They all seem to be covered by adverts... 🤬. Or was it something I wrote... don't answer that... but seriously, what happened
  8. ✅ Cue the venom. or is it Queue the Venom?!? Great success 🥸🥸🥸
  9. I've kept to the Conte v Old Pots thread... I'll leave it up to you to list the rest... double ouch bro
  10. Even the Turbo Flop could catch this geez on the pitch. His career has been destroyed by the insane munay (feigned Barnsley accent here) thrown at him that he knows he can never live up to.
  11. Maestro Conte or Old Pots overrated... check their respective trophy collection... Ouch bro.
  12. Maestro Conte?!? I like 🥸🥸🥸 great success!!
  13. Real battered lfc like they'z a toy mouse... ouch bros 🫣🫣🫣 y'know, miracles happen, but...
  14. If I agree with you, am I 'for' or 'against'?!? 🫡🫡🫡
  15. Let's not panic here kids... the road to mediocrity and relegation is long, winding, and massively painful to navigate... but Old Pots can do it!! 😡😡😡
  16. What a sorry-assed football club atm... 🤬
  17. Hactually, I pointed to the obvious. Sarri has shown many of our lot can manage a football club, contractual obligations are just a sunk cost, and mebbe you are easily replaced at whatever keeps you employed... but that's your thing.
  18. How many of 'us lot' would still be employed if we performed well at our job one week out of every twelve...?!?
  19. Dunno why so much piling on the Kovvy here... he's probably due the least stick of any of today's crew. I'd start with Yorgi Jr.... he's the most expensive incredibly average footballer in the PL.
  20. Methinks ill/well doth protest just the right amount against BVB. Well done sir...
  21. I see that la cucaracha would crush J-Bell if it came to that... la-C were massive against BVB, so thanks for that sir.
  22. Jude 'dude' B'ham has an ego almost as big as Ziyech... no thanks....
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