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I got it, don't worry mate :P

Why am I being silly? You're being silly.

Excellent choice, Maks! Such an unbelievable player!

You're following me on Twitter?! Or is that through The Shed's account? And Twitter is just habit now. I tweet so often through the day it's completely natural to me!

"REVEALED: How the Boas Constructor will turn Chelsea into Champions, by Martin Lipton" That is quite honestly one of the worst headlines I've ever read. It's a shocking pun, it makes AVB sound like a bad get, the way it has "REVEALED" there makes it sound like it's solid fact when it's just a man's opinion, and that man is Martin Lipton, whose opinion is always wrong.

Had a bit of fun earlier making my own little dynasty with Man City's £100million transfer budget. My team is pretty epic, I think. -------------------Hart --Richards--Alex-------Kolo--Clichy ----------Rodwell------Yaya --Silva----------Aguero-------Modric ------------------Dzeko Also bought De Bruyne, for the hell of it :P

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Agreed. Both Bertrand and Van Aanholt are quality left backs, but Bertrand just edges it, he's a cracking attacker and defender, whereas PVA is a cracking attacker, but a not as good defensively.

Lamps, JT and Drogba causing unrest in the dressing room? Where the hell did you get that from?

Not entirely sure, but I'm guessing "in the know"?

That rumour's circling around Twitter as we speak. Twitter is the source of all evil. But I love it.

The stock market issue is probably why our statement is saying hopefully in the next few days. Matter of time if you ask me.... *touch wood*

Dammit CBB! I thought I could sneak him under the radar!

It could be the Club statement? It just said that the process is going well, and we could announce the manager in the next few days.

Seems to have gone unnoticed, but that had me in stitches. Well played. I think I'm with the consesus on this one. I can't help but be excited for this potential appointment. Hiddink would have been the safe choice. I was talking to my brother about it, if we are to appoint AVB, it will show ambition, a risk that could well be worth it. If we appoint him, and we sign Modric, Lukaku, De Bruyne, maybe a couple from his Porto side, I will be one happy chappy!

Exactly.

I thought tapping up was when you go to actually meet the player or his representatives privately? By making a bid, we showed our interest, I'm 99.9% sure that's all we wanted to do. God I hate the media.

If this happens again, and we get a repeat of the 2004/05 season this year, I will be one HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY man.

Ozil would go in that team over Kaka every day of the week. That Real Madrid team would be unbelievable.

Hysterical! Following him on Twitter was a good decision, he's a good kid, very down to earth. He praised Studge the other day aswell for the U21s!

Ah, but we'll have Lukaku, Ramires, Modric and Neymar in their places, we'll be fine ;)

This is indeed gathering pace. I will be an EXTREMELY happy man if this happens, and all the signs are pointing that way at the moment. Would love a home kit for next year with Modric #14....

Can't believe my potential next pick hasn't been picked yet....

Superb goal, reminded me of this from the 2006 World Cup:

I'd be willing to swap Anelka for Modric. That'd be a good deal for both sides, actually, Spuds in desperate need for a good striker.