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lol- I jumped on the band wagon, anyway you got that sandwich ready for half time yet?

I heard someone's got a spare cinema ticket for 'Woman In Black' going if you're interested?? Atleast at the cinema you'll pipe-down a bit!

lol, v.funny.

I think Davy very clearly explains his 'hatred' for Torres and annoyance at the majority of ppl on here who are blinkered by any little thing the girly faced hipster manages to pull off. It absolutely baffles me as to how this guy remains at one of the top clubs in the world. It just shows you, ANYTHING is POSSIBLE!

What a save

Jinx? f**k Torres he cost us this match, I don't give a f**k now, Plz get him out!!!!!!!

Not lack of confidence, lack of bottle.

Should have put money on this, had a strong feeling it wud be 3-2, and that was without a Torres hatrick lmao.

Torres is f**king gash-; makes me wana tear my eyes out.

3-2 Chels, not counting on a Torres hatrick at this minute though.

Surprised not to see Hutchinson out on loan....

Got be another goal in this one. Had 2-1 Chelsea from Day 1, me

Tbh, he was often like that in alot of the Youth/Reserve games for us. He just doesn't seem able to take the game by the scruff of the neck to me...

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my god! And it's been 919 minutes before hisw last goal according to The Daily Mail.

Lol, that could work I guess...

I think Jamie Redknapp got it spot on about Torres post match. He stated that his first touch has never been that good, but often at Liverpool his 2nd touch would land in the back of the net, but this was probably due to Alonso and Gerrard giving precise passes. I always like someone with a good first touch for some reason, I do.

I'll leave this forum when Torres scores mate. Why defend a useless prick?Reminds me of my Newcastle mate who persistently defended Obertan saying give him a chance. I saw him in his first game for Man U and wrote him off, like a boss It's clear as day that's it unlikely that they'll perform consistently well unless very specific conditions are met.

lol, I think Torres was getting home-sick but didn't wana leave the 'boys' behind. I just hope CFC haven't got the prick a return flight.

Ffs Malouda take a touch, son. Bunch of bloody amateurs, glad I don't go to games often

All he had to do was put his foot through it, which any player can do.Instead he tries to slice it in.

No nonsense predator is what he is. Wouldn't be surprised if he knicks the winner.

Run of you f**king c**t

I'm done with him mate Some of these missed chances aren't just due to chance/confidence levels, it's pure bad decision making, and I don't wana watch him anymore.

Why didn't Torres just put his god damn foot through the ball, rather than slicing it? He always seems to overcomplicate everything and quite frankly needs dropping.