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The ref is a copper and professes himself as a straight and just law enforcer. Unfortunately, we all know that that kind of righteous knobs are the worst as they are busy to maintain their renome instead of actually ruling fairly and sensibly. He blew the whistle straight away, without even knowing the nature of extent of injury, stopping Kante running through on goal.

Poor Azpi. Old age has caught up with him.

I have shouted so many times at Jorginho on the telly to pass the ball to our players who make a dash, but the f**king prick is in the dreamland all the time.

At this stage the priority should be to win this game, and Havertz for Timo would be my choice. If it affects Timo mentally and dents his confidence, so be it, but we can not afford to waste chances like he does.

JJoking apart, Didier in his current state would be better than Timo. Timo's decisions and aiming is beyond annoying and is simply laughable. Event commentators taking the piss out of Timo's brainfarts.

Vital 3 points, but we do not get them in style recently. However, I trust Tuchel to improve the squad with new players and also by getting the best from those who are not beyond any hope.

Tammy so much reminds me of Demba Ba. We used to call him Bambi on Ice. You sneeze near him, and he falls over.

You trust Timo to f**k it up in the most surest situation

Are you sh*tting me? Hakim coming in?

He has great ideas and tremendous willingness, but he is too diminutive for opposition athletic players. He needs to consume a ton of proteins and hit the gym.

Chilli is being bossed in all manners by Soucek.

Can we safely presume that next Timo's goal is scheduled for mid-October next season?

Timo, how about a hat-trick? Might as well...

Hallelujah!

You make it sound as if the bus was delayed for 60 minutes then would have lost 0:5. I do not think that tiredness was an issue - we had a number of players on the bench who have not played for weeks. Our set-up did not work and changes were made too late and did not make sense.

The whole game is a f**king circus. Tuchel shows that he can be stubborn and not willing to admit his selection was sh*t. Why would you persist with playing that useless Ziyech up to the end of game? 2 points dropped in the most sloppy careless manner. Just watched highlights again. I can not name one single player who played well tonight. All of them were sh*t. How is it possible?

One attempt on goal this half. Are there any words to describe it appropriately?

Bissouma does not get a yellow. Referee's decisions are really mind-boggling.

Ziyech stays on? WTF?

Ziyech is not only disinterested, but also so weak on his feet. I would sub him for CHO as soon as possible.

Mason, why do you pass to Kante to distribute? We all know that Kante's passing is pish.

Dont forget about the drain valve

I do not see Werner as a main threat in front of goal, he is more of a Barkley alternative.

Cold shower for Tuchel. Knowing his temperament, quite a few players will be buying tubs of Anusol today.

With one eye on the Porto game Tuchel tried to be smart with his team selection, but what seems to be adequate for the job on paper turned into sh*t in reality. I am beyond pissed off with Jorgi for his non-nonchalant sloppy and irresponsible playing. Sell him to Arsenal!