TrollBoy

what was i banned for last time????!! taking the piss out of my fellow chelsea fans?? dear god

are you actually jokin me right now?? if im in danger of getting banned over a joke about a player that hasnt even signed for us yet then just ban me right now totally pathetic, is there noone out there that can see how totally ridiculous it is for a mod to call you a waste of a username because you pretended for a few hours as a joke that you have in the know knowledge on a 21 year old chelsea target hahahahaha?

and you are quite possibly the strictest moderator on any forum ever all of you.. i want Hazard here soooooo badly, but am actually really nervous about it and just wanted to have a joke to let off some steam about it as if i reallly have a friend who's dad has a box at Lille.. chill out guys i am actually a chelsea supporter and i do actually want hazard and hulk everyone gets totally stressed out about it though haha.. and Mod how am i waste of a member by makin a joke on the shed end unofficial chelsea forum??? i come on here every single day and really enjoy the read

he hasnt even cut his hair go onto his twitter he had it trimmed

oh and the reason Chelsea have been silent is because they've been frantically trying to get hazard to hand in a transfer request to get him for the 40 million so we dont become the laughin stock of football!

Just been told by a friend of mine who's a Lille supporter and his dad has had a box for 7 years that our young eden isnt really our youg eden atall and hes actually eden too..... get ready for it...... nowhere apparently everyone at lille close to the club are saying he will stay there atleast one more year where they can really drive his transfer fee up as they think 40 million euros isnt the most they can get from him.

Been on holiday this past week and have seen through the papers we have apparently agreed to sign hazard.. but now im home ive realised he hasnt signed and theres been no further news now hulk.. everybody is writing in the who are you getting on your shirt thread that there getting hulk??? have i totally missed this cant find it anywhere that we've signed him.. and even more shockin its only june 1st.. what the hell!!??? we never do anything this early are you sure were not all getting totally excited for nothing and its still possible we end up with neither of them?

Been saying this ALOT the past couple of days and i hate it!!! surely no chance though???? http://www.givemefootball.com/premier-league/real-madrid-ready-to-move-for-chelsea-midfielder http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/05/19/real-madrid-to-offer-striker-in-exchange-for-30m-chelsea-midfielder/ http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/transfer-rumours/120518/mourinho-ready-raid-chelsea-star-midfielder-172382

Does anyone have a stream?

Just you tubed him and found Marko Marin - the german Messi and thought wow must be good then realised it was when he were 19 and now hes 23 so musnt of impressed not to have the media hype of Gotze, Hazard, Erikksen, Lucas ect is he useful? i hope im wrong and hes absoloute class

I f**king Hate That Dog Sergio Busquets And Alves.. And Sanchez.. And Fabregas.. And Guardiola.. Seriously can not stand them.

Voice!!! wow its quality i think, because i really dont rate him and find his play so so so boringgggg i expected him to be a quiet broken englished borin jerk his english his class and he's got that funny little african twang sounds abit like a gangster pirate haha

haha wow thats addicted!!... its soo much more complicated than champ manager haha

How many of you on here play it? just in the middle of downloading it now, do you take over chelsea straight away or take over a small club and work your way up? is it deserving of the hype? i havent played a football manager since champ manager 00/01 which was the best game ive ever played

My Guess ................. Unai Emery

Id just like to say i have now turned my stream off it is that predictable we are going to lose, drogba's f**ked, sturridge is having a shocker ashley cole couldnt be any worse, lampards quiet, ramires isnt involved and matas giving the ball away.. cba

FFP rules? i kno its impossible to give a exact figure because it depends on turnover etc.. but surely someone knows whether we could spend 50 million or 5 million this summer?

also did any notice romans face all game??? he wasnt happy, even when we scored

do you know what i hate about torres.. the fact that i cant enjoy our nice 3-0 win against bolton because im to worried about torres scorin coz i feel sorry for him and quite frankly im tired of it

brilliant that, times up fernando

i too feel strangely confident but then i just stopped for a minute to think how depressed were all going to be if we draw or just nick the win and play sh*t... i feel good today but please beware were probably at around 4:50pm going to think why oh why was i so optimistic i should of known chelsea would send me crashing back to reality

true

Hes a little magician, could be as good as david silva eventually..

does anyone think with 2 new midfielders, a winger, a right back and a top class striker think we'd be top?? no, me neither thats why he should go.. i dont want to keep changing managers but to keep a manager whos not upto it just for the sake of keeping the same manager is uttter madness

he was well of the pace tonight