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Ha! They fell into our trap! We were merely pretending to be sh*t!

He was captain when we won the europa league against arsenal.

They'll try dock us league points for this

I find the opposite tbh. I also find neutrals more put off by the PR puff pieces too. Like when liverpool were winning the league and all the papers were saying how happy the neutrals were despite it being the exact opposite sentiment. Most of my liverpool/united supporting colleagues say they want chelsea to win because we've won it before so its not that big a deal lol also to keep that pep spend a ton with city and hasn't won the cl hanging around his neck. And who doesn't love an underdog. Even if it's big bad Chelsea.

Good thing the phone wasn't working in 2012

As long as no one here is giving the pre match talk

I mean this is just wrong, how do we miss so many chances if we aren't creating them ?

Yeah we were warned.... 5 years ago. Guess we gotta be squeaky clean for the rest of our history

and after a moment the feelings gone

so werner. o wait

Well ya, they bottled it. First time out of the top 4 all season when we beat them and then lost at home

And he aint getting away with the atrocious tackling he was doing today whilst playing for us. First one would be carded already.

1 game ago , are you a goldfish ?

Probably hiding from terminator grealish

Kane helping his new team? hee hee

I like him because he proves the adage of 'I don't care if we play bad as long as we are trying' to be absolute bullsh*t. So past year or two we've knocked that one, and the 'I don't care if we finish 10th if we play the kids' and reach a new level of honesty. Reminds me a bit of Schurlle who was a bit of a fan favourite but he had the benefit of not having the entire attack put on his shoulders

Stole this from elsewhere but since Tuchel took over:

We were 1 nil down against city.

Wooooo the managerial merry go round will go on whose next we might be running out of options. I hear Sarri is free

Toothless attack cost us last 2 games and we are arguing about the goalkeeper. Would picking Mendy have made our front line not useless?

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Earth shattering advice. Did he reply '... duh?'

Christ the most annoying part about a bad result is the rewriting of history and downplaying every achievement.

Woulda been post west brom already

VAR really a great addition to the game as instead of sitting and bemoaning bad offside calls we... sit and bemoan bad offside calls; but with the add minutae of how many mm's offside. Shoulda done goal line tech and be done with it.