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Jonty

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  1. You think this was bad, we play at Old Trafford in a few weeks, prepare to see Bacon Face and that c**tlord RVP with big grins on their faces.
  2. This is certainly not the team that won the European Cup last year.
  3. I've seen you slag off Cahill 3 or 4 times now, he's been our best player on the field and has certainly done a lot more than Ba.
  4. On paper we should have been more than a match for City's team, yet we've been outplayed in every single aspect. Could have ended up very differently if Frank had scored the penalty but we wouldn't have deserved it. Either our players aren't as good as we think they are (which anyone that watched the United, Spurs and Arsenal games earlier this season know is bullsh*t), or the manager has managed to make our players worse despite it being a squad of young players getting more EPL experience. f**king clueless manager, i'd say i'm just waiting for next season but now we've got a sh*tfight for 4th place on our hands.
  5. I will forever love Rami for what he did at the Nou Camp, but god he has been awful in just about every way today.
  6. I'd say the blame more lies on the people around him that his needed level has been set so ridiculously high week in week out.
  7. We concede a goal so we take off Lampard and Hazard, and leave both Ramires and Mikel on. Makes sense.
  8. now we play the waiting game until the waiter decides to finally make a change...in the 85th minutel.
  9. Get Ramires and Mikel off the f**king pitch jesus christ.
  10. I've noticed it a few times but it's only just clicked that it's a recurring trend, Ivanovic is pretty awful at marking from set pieces.
  11. Dunno if i'd rather have Oscar or Moses on, I think if we score it's going to come from a break, and if that's the case then Moses will be far more direct than Oscar.
  12. Ramires or Luiz should be playing in midfield, Frank and Mikel are letting them get right up to the edge of the box before pressing them. Don't see what Ramires has offered so far that Oscar couldn't have plus an actual composed touch. Luiz at CB is scaring the hell out of me. I'd say the main difference so far is that every ball we've played in has been awful, and Silva is putting them on a plate.
  13. Well it was either say that or say that Oscar, Moses, JT and Dave aren't good enough to be in our strongest XI.
  14. It's the battle of the two most tactically incompetent managers in the league, may the slightly less idiotic manager win! or actually not, we need the 3 points.
  15. I don't understand this at all, 4 defensive midfielders? Unless he's got Silva and Milner on a wing each with Toure playing in behind Aguero, and Garcia/Rodwell holding. Either way it's far from their strongest squad, we have a good chance.
  16. Based on our performance in competitions over the last decade or so, it's safe to say everyone else they could pick is equally as sh*t.
  17. im quietly confident, city look there for the taking, if mata and hazard have big games i think we can do this.
  18. hope swansea concede in the 1st minute then the wembley ball boys spend 89 minutes lying on top of the ball daring ashley williams to come at them.
  19. With Joe Hart in hilariously bad form, I hope Mata and Lampard take every opportunity to test him. So long as Luiz and Mikel leave their shooting boots at home and just do what they're supposed to. Actually Mikel can just go ahead and leave his match kit at home too.
  20. Congratulations on getting past Ajax, particularly as they're hosting the final this year and would have been well up for it. Good luck in our game (but not too much luck, with Torres as our only striker we need you to have about the worst luck possible to score).
  21. Home against Everton on the last day of the season, wouldn't surprise me if it goes down to that, and they always seem to be a bit of a bogey team for us.
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