Part of the bail conditions are that he has to live with Kevin Nolan. Surely a sign of the judicial system breaking down - a court forcing a crim to live with a scouser - where is the positive education opportunity there?

What next? Gazza forced to live with Shane McGowan?

Maybe its the judges idea for a new comedy series, the new odd couple...

Ive heard that justice in modern society is supposed to do one of two things. Rehabilitate the offender to become a "legal and contributing member to society" or to punish them to deter other possible offenders (or just revenge for the scornful masses).

Wonder which this is :P

Well he can look on the bright side. He wasn't ordered to live with Joey Barton.

His sisters will be pleased.

It seems even living with the captain wont keep you safe from the fans. They burned his chrome Range Rover in the drive (tut tut, shouldve just stuck to a Disco instead of being flashy).

Surely Carroll is a guy who will have to reach his career potential somewhere other than Newcastle if thats how things are. Maybe woy should give him a call?

If this is true, then so much for Nolans guidance!

Its actually published on NOTW but heres a link to the story:

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Edited November 7, 201015 yr by footballoholic

has to be bullsh*t. Makes for hilarious reading, though

"Nolan was overheard saying 'I cant believe Carroll has brought these girls back to my house'" sounds like the script of a mediocre porno.