Premier League 13-14th Aug

[Zeta]

13th:

Blackburn v Wolverhampton, 15:00

Fulham v Aston Villa, 15:00

Liverpool v Sunderland, 15:00

QPR v Bolton, 15:00

Tottenham OFF Everton, 15:00

Wigan v Norwich, 15:00

Newcastle v Arsenal, 17:30

14th:

Stoke v Chelsea, 13:30

West Brom v Man Utd, 16:00

(We have a thread for our matches, so I thought people might use a thread for all the other matches of the day/weekend).

Edited August 13, 2011 by BlueSkies

[Zeta]

Liverpool just missed a penalty against Sunderland. Suarez blasts over. Still 0-0 there.

[Zeta]

Kieron Dyer off injured already, 5 mins into his QPR debut

[Valerie]

I'm so desperate for football, I'm watching Liverpool-Sunderland, FFS! Paid off though, Suarez just missed a penalty

Edited August 13, 2011 by Valerie

[PloKoon13]

Clear and obvious dive from the nasty little sh*t Suarez, excellent that he blazed it over the bar. Literally no contact.

[Valerie]

Damn it, the little f**k scored ...

[Spiller86]

Sod it. Just after I've spent 10 mins abusing the Liverpool supporters I know via text message, Suarez makes up for that penalty miss.

[Valerie]

Sod it. Just after I've spent 10 mins abusing the Liverpool supporters I know via text message, Suarez makes up for that penalty miss.

I think we can safely say that you jinxed it! Let this be a lesson.

[Spiller86]

Yeah I should have known there would be plenty of opportunities for that. Jumped the gun really.

[Zeta]

"Kieron Dyer suspected broken metatarsal on QPR debut."

Just not going right for him is it, might as well retire.

[Valerie]

Ugh, it started already. My commentator said there is real hunger and appetite with Liverpool. Nauseating. Brilliant English too.

[Alex]

As much of a little sh*t he is, i think saurez is going to do well this year. He looked bright last season, was very good in the copa america as well. Only bright side is he should earn me a fair few points in the fantasy league :D

[Zeta]

Mark Bright on the BBC was ranting about how Sunderland should have had a red card for that penalty, but Garth Crooks put him in his place a bit.

[Spiller86]

If I were to be honest they haven't looked terrible, not a lot of resistance from Sunderland though.

[PloKoon13]

My commentator has been sucking the proverbial Scouse dick since the very beginning.

It's not even funny how clichéd they get... "There's a real hunger in the air" "It might as well be a European night judging by this famous atmosphere"... "Liverpool are back up with the elite"

I wasn't aware such queer-arsed karaoke and a team of cheating sh*tes could deserve such adulation. If only I could find a stream for Wigan-Norwich instead of watching this disgrace to the game.

[Spiller86]

Cattermole after a squareup on Suarez for diving earlier.

[Zeta]

1520: GOALFLASH Blackburn 1-0 Wolves (Formica)

1520: GOALFLASH Wigan 1-0 Norwich (Watson, pen)

[HazardsLeftPeg]

Suarez is a bit special you have to admit.

Cattermole is going to get sent off expectedly.

I am only peeking at this game in between, but has Carroll touched the ball yet?

Edited August 13, 2011 by footballoholic

[Valerie]

... sucking the proverbial Scouse dick since the very beginning.

That is truly the most disgusting thing I've read on this forum. Very disturbing.

[PloKoon13]

That is truly the most disgusting thing I've read on this forum. Very disturbing.

Sorry Val, but I reckon it's just as disgusting to have to listen to this ignorant drivel.

[Valerie]

Suarez is a bit special you have to admit.

Cattermole is going to get sent off expectedly.

I am only peeking at this game in between, but has Carroll touched the ball yet?

Carroll even had a goal disallowed!

[Zeta]

Liverpool top of the league atm. Hope they're enjoying it, won't last long.

[Valerie]

Sorry Val, but I reckon it's just as disgusting to have to listen to this ignorant drivel.

I know I know, I don't blame you, I blame the commentators! And Peter Kenyon obviously.

[HazardsLeftPeg]

Jaysus, Downing almost does a Messi there. Hits the cross bar thankfully or we wouldn't have heard the end of it.

Why are Sunderland so sh*t with whole new team of players brought in by Bruce?

Edited August 13, 2011 by footballoholic

[Spiller86]

Anyone else think the scouse are morons to leave Meireles on the bench? He was pretty much their best player last season, now Henderson is there in his place?