I can tell you where the town hall is, how to excuse me and how to "f**k off potato head" and thats it.

DKW, thats quite impressive actually! However I can say in Spanish "your make-up makes you look like a transvestite" and I think that is just as useful really.

wats german for 2 large beers b4 the trouble starts, barman replies 'wat trouble' we reply we aint got any euros, my mate said after he's been in a brothel and done the dirty deed, wats german 4 i've left me wallet in the hotel, i said you won't have to worry about that your be in hospital, and don't tell them your name PIKE

Edited May 12, 201214 yr by chels53

Bayern are playing today and are currently losing the German FA final 2-1 to Dortmund and are apparently having a bit of a mare in defence. Such a shame.

I dont know how to spell it but if you say and prononce this , Fit Mine outtoe steef foe. It means, f**k my old boots.

3-1 now, Bayerns defence is really shaky, posted it in the following our nearest and dearest rivals thread but this one might be suited better

3-1 now, Bayerns defence is really shaky, posted it in the following our nearest and dearest rivals thread but this one might be suited better

Sorry mate, only saw you had posted there after I wrote in here. They are all over the place in defence, is that likely to be the defence we play against?

Sorry mate, only saw you had posted there after I wrote in here. They are all over the place in defence, is that likely to be the defence we play against?

No, they won't have Alaba and Badstuber for the CL final against us.

On paper, it'll be worse.

No, they won't have Alaba and Badstuber for the CL final against us.

On paper, it'll be worse.

Yeah just checked, its the same one they had against Madrid.

Where can I watch the German Cup final chaps?

Edited May 12, 201214 yr by 1905.

Amazing news! Bet Didier is licking his lips!

The Müller for Gustavo sub will be the same midfield that we'll most likely go up against.

Really interested to see how this plays out...

Bet everyone will be wanting to avoid this lot next season in the CL.

Bet everyone will be wanting to avoid this lot next season in the CL.

Dortmund? Yeah, I think so.

Kagawa, come wear our Blue.

Sorry mate, only saw you had posted there after I wrote in here. They are all over the place in defence, is that likely to be the defence we play against?

No need to apologise! As Arq said, Alaba wont be there and im guessing van buyten is set to make his return v us?

No need to apologise! As Arq said, Alaba wont be there and im guessing van buyten is set to make his return v us?

I'm guessing Timo as the other CB with Contento as LB. Van Buyten would be a sub.

That's just my guess though.

That seems to be the thinking. Dortmund have tactically outplayed Munich here, I hope Robbie is watching and gets some tips.

4-1 Dortmund.

Dortmund tearing Bayern apart at the moment. I hope Di Matteo's taking notice.

Also 5 defenders? What kind of formation did we play??

We had Gallas at RB and lined up 5-3-2.

Contento on for Alaba.

Gomez's header that hit the crossbar was a rocket.

4-2 Ribery, great goal that

Well, I said earlier in the thread that we wouldn't have to worry about Ribery troubling Bosingwa. He just scored a f**king good goal....

4-2. Left foot strike by Ribery.

5-2.

5-2 Dortmund, yet another f**k up by Bayerns defence and goalie