Following the World Cup hopefully our Blueco sporting directors now know who Jon Stones is. Of course with these twats, that's not a given, but hopefully.

Desailly was three weeks shy of his 30th birthday when he made his competitive debut for us. Tiago Silva was 35. Stones is 32 and is available on a FREE transfer. He is exactly what we need. Experienced, won it all, leadership qualities and always comes across as an intelligent thoughtful guy in his interviews. Just the role model our young players need. Why isn't this done and dusted already?

Earth to Blueco, earth to Blueco, hellooo...

Makes too much sense, never happen.

He may not want to come to the Blueco hellhole.

I would sign him and make him vica captain. That way, hopefully he or Reece would be available to be captain for 5 games a season!

It is an absolute no brainer bringing him in. Better than any centre half we have by a distance, on a free, and is a name we can remember easily. Which one is Badiashille again?