No apologies if this one's been posted before (blame Tiscali) - it makes me laugh every time I look at it!

This strikes me as a perfect picture for an end of season caption competition!!! Accolades to the winner, a trip to Toxteth for the losers!

Caption...........''Hello Ma , im not comin home , im not living in that kip anymore , everybody 's making jokes about where we live and i owe the loan sharks a fortune our football team are sh*te too''

''Can you send me over an Everton jersey '' Im too embarassed to wear this red one ''

Oh look, something to be my new wallpaper!

Whats the difference between Olivia Newton-John and Liverpool FC?

Olivia Newton-John never got f*cked in Greece!

I think he "borrowed" that phone

He cant be on the phone to his mum, he just punched her in the face and nicked her ticket.

He cant be on the phone to his mum, he just punched her in the face and nicked her ticket.

Dad they don't spell it Affins

"Junior, put me sis on. Your daddy/uncle isn't feelin too well."

"F*cking italys. I didn't even know they played football in...in..."

"I nicked the ticket for the plane and the match and this is what I get? I'm gonna ask for a bloody refund!"

"Greece. I thought that was just a movie."

"Dad, I think I've done a number two..."

haha that is one UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLY scouser

Dad they don't spell it Affins

gets my vote.

As I think this "person" is a female, my entry is:

"sniff sniff ..and I didn't even get me ar*e pinched, I taut you said dese Latin types liked blonde burds... sniff sniff"

As I think this "person" is a female, my entry is:

"sniff sniff ..and I didn't even get me ar*e pinched, I taut you said dese Latin types liked blonde burds... sniff sniff"

You might be right there.

Blimey it's hard with those scousers. They're either too manly to be a woman or to girly to be a man.

It's Freedie Flintoff............................isn't it?