I've heard that the FA Cup has been sent for repair after the "spike" on the lid was broken off during the celebrations!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course the FA will have to have a full enquiry before banning us from next seasons competition

Here's a trivia question. Well, four actually.

What date was the original FA cup stolen, who was suspected and was it ever found...

Here's a trivia question. Well, three actually.

What date was the original FA cup stolen, who was suspected and was it ever found...

Stolen in 1985 from a shop window in Birmingham, after Villa had won the cup 1-0 vs WBA.

Not sure who was suspected as the thief, but it was subsequently never found.

Thought to have been melted down?

Stolen in 1985 by Scousers on holiday. Sold to Freddie Shepherd because it was the only way Newcastle could ever hold the FA Cup.

Now you know.

Stolen in 1985 from a shop window in Birmingham, after Villa had won the cup 1-0 vs WBA.

Not sure who was suspected as the thief, but it was subsequently never found.

Thought to have been melted down?

1985 you say? Seems you studied math at the same place I did!

Rumour has it Mikel broke it. Use the force, Obi!

My mistake. 1895.

YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT!

And I copied wot he wrote. Anyway. It was Scousers wot nicked it. Stands to reason.

And I copied wot he wrote. Anyway. It was Scousers wot nicked it. Stands to reason.

Do I detect some sort of very healthy obsession here Lofty?

My mistake. 1895.

YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT!

If you're trying to win the 2006/2007 dyslexia award from Barak, you're going to have to do better than that, me old son!!!

And I copied wot he wrote. Anyway. It was Scousers wot nicked it. Stands to reason.

Do I detect some sort of very healthy obsession here Lofty?

Obsession nothing. Law of averages more like.

My mistake. 1895.

YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT!

If you're trying to win the 2006/2007 dyslexia award from Barak, you're going to have to do better than that, me old son!!!

Talking of which,

''Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened up a WAREHOUSE.''

Boom Boom.

So who was suspected for knicking the cup then?

Was it indeed a Scouse chap?

And I copied wot he wrote. Anyway. It was Scousers wot nicked it. Stands to reason.

Do I detect some sort of very healthy obsession here Lofty?

Obsession nothing. Law of averages more like.

I think you have the utmost regard for the truth, and express it on all occasions - If anything is stolen, broken into, forged, knifed or pelted with pots of piss, it WAS scousers what done it!

keep it up, brave crusader!

Kev

And I mean that most sincerely, folks!

Whats the big deal anyway? We are going to keep the CUP for a few seasons to come anyway

So who was suspected for knicking the cup then?

Harry Burge

So who was suspected for knicking the cup then?

Harry Burge

I assume he's a Scouser.

So who was suspected for knicking the cup then?

Harry Burge

Well he wasn't a suspect, Harry Burge came forward 63 years later to confess!

If the police were waiting to swoop for their prime suspect, then they didn't 'alf take their time about it!

So who was suspected for knicking the cup then?

Harry Burge

Well he wasn't a suspect, Harry Burge came forward 63 years later to confess!

If the police were waiting to swoop for their prime suspect, then they didn't 'alf take their time about it!

Bloody Scousers getting away with it again!!!

Bloody Scousers getting away with it again!!!

But didn't you know it's apparently their divine right to own every cup competition they enter in?

Bloody Scousers getting away with it again!!!

But didn't you know it's apparently their divine right to own every cup competition they enter in?

Well you know how it goes. If you can't win it, buy it. And if you can't buy it, nick it. And even if you can buy it, nick it anyway.