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I've suddenly had a horrible thought of Grant in his underpants standing in one of those booths with a "come and get me" smile on his face.


Thanks Callista, I missed out on my afternoon nap because every time I closed my eyes your thought of Avram entered my head. I've watched the entire Wigan game with a look of trauma on my face. I'm going to book a counselling session for Monday

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I meant 'orrible as in the lyrics ..

I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death

But I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with acid

Normally I wouldn't have minded but I'm allergic to sulphuric acid

Besides she had acne, and if you've got acne, well, I apologise for

disliking it intensely, but it's understandable that ugly people have

got complexes I mean it seems to me that ugly people don't have a chance

and ...

I'd like to see a passionate film

between the two ugliest people in the world. When I say ugly, I don't

mean rough looking, I mean hideous.

With apologies to anyone who's having a late Sunday dinner icon_wink.gif

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Well, this is awkward!

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