Looks like Valerie has a competition on her hands

[abramovich]

Hubba hubba hubba.....

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[Scott]

What's she got that Val ain't got?

[geezer]

What's she got that Val ain't got?

Carlo!

[Scott]

How do you know for sure? Val is Dutch after all

[callista]

I've suddenly had a horrible thought of Grant in his underpants standing in one of those booths with a "come and get me" smile on his face.

[Gulpje]

I've suddenly had a horrible thought of Grant in his underpants standing in one of those booths with a "come and get me" smile on his face.

That is a horrible thought indeed!

[geezer]

I've suddenly had a horrible thought of Grant in his underpants standing in one of those booths with a "come and get me" smile on his face.

Thanks Callista, I missed out on my afternoon nap because every time I closed my eyes your thought of Avram entered my head. I've watched the entire Wigan game with a look of trauma on my face. I'm going to book a counselling session for Monday

[Lofty]

Speaking of 'orrible, something that might make you feel a little better:

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[mad_mac]

what? the stranglers were brilliant!

[Lofty]

I meant 'orrible as in the lyrics ..

I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death

But I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with acid

Normally I wouldn't have minded but I'm allergic to sulphuric acid

Besides she had acne, and if you've got acne, well, I apologise for

disliking it intensely, but it's understandable that ugly people have

got complexes I mean it seems to me that ugly people don't have a chance

and ...

I'd like to see a passionate film

between the two ugliest people in the world. When I say ugly, I don't

mean rough looking, I mean hideous.

With apologies to anyone who's having a late Sunday dinner

[Enrico]

Strange that Val hasn't replied in this thread. She must have flown straight to Italy.

[Valerie]

Val was away on holiday. Big mistake But any day now, Carlo will chose brains over silicones and come crawling to back to me (should I say something about a tail between his legs? No, better not).