Hubba hubba hubba.....

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What's she got that Val ain't got?

What's she got that Val ain't got?

Carlo!

How do you know for sure? Val is Dutch after all

I've suddenly had a horrible thought of Grant in his underpants standing in one of those booths with a "come and get me" smile on his face.

I've suddenly had a horrible thought of Grant in his underpants standing in one of those booths with a "come and get me" smile on his face.

That is a horrible thought indeed!

I've suddenly had a horrible thought of Grant in his underpants standing in one of those booths with a "come and get me" smile on his face.

Thanks Callista, I missed out on my afternoon nap because every time I closed my eyes your thought of Avram entered my head. I've watched the entire Wigan game with a look of trauma on my face. I'm going to book a counselling session for Monday

Speaking of 'orrible, something that might make you feel a little better:

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what? the stranglers were brilliant!

I meant 'orrible as in the lyrics ..

I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death

But I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with acid

Normally I wouldn't have minded but I'm allergic to sulphuric acid

Besides she had acne, and if you've got acne, well, I apologise for

disliking it intensely, but it's understandable that ugly people have

got complexes I mean it seems to me that ugly people don't have a chance

and ...

I'd like to see a passionate film

between the two ugliest people in the world. When I say ugly, I don't

mean rough looking, I mean hideous.

With apologies to anyone who's having a late Sunday dinner

Strange that Val hasn't replied in this thread. She must have flown straight to Italy.

Val was away on holiday. Big mistake But any day now, Carlo will chose brains over silicones and come crawling to back to me (should I say something about a tail between his legs? No, better not).