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Got your plastic flags ready today, Chavvies?

I've replied you boring f**king Chav. AND WHY is this place so f**king quiet/dead? You know why? Chelsea have f**k ALL SUPPORT! Big club? yeah right! COME ON RED MEN! We'll smash your pretenders today!

sh*t I've been rumbled! Fair play. I am actually a Liverpool supporter but feared I'd get INSTA BANNED if I admitted this from the off. I hope we smash you today, you bunch of John Terry loving, plastic, ex-Spurs/Millwall supporting, boring, turgid, sh*t football playing, manager sacking, lottery winning, no history, only-one-song on the stands CHOWSEA CHOWSEA CHOWSEA singing bunch of horrible f**king Chavs. You'll see a proper atmosphere at Anfield today! COME ON RED MEN!

I am a Manc because I find our football extremely boring? Just because I don't toe the "Jose is a God" line doesn't make me any less of a fan. I love the club more than any player or manager. Some of you seem a little paranoid - you can't label everyone a Manc or Dipper just for having their own opinion. I thought this place had more class than that,

Nervous about this. I hate going to Anfield, horrible ground.

I don't think it's outlandish to suggest that Jose might leave in the summer. He DOES look glum at Chelsea these days. I love, love the man. But I am finding his pre-match conferences and post-match interviews a little tiring of late. He seems depressed with football and our actual style of footbal depresses me. We've spent an insane amount of money on players over the years yet we're still playing, let's be honest, sh*t-on-a-stick football. I don't enjoy watching us but results are more important than performances, admittedly. I dunno, they say "You should never go back" and I agree with this. I can't see Jose being here long term.

Yeah you're probably right. I dunno, he just seems - different. He isn't the mourinho I know and remember, put it that way. He's constantly grumpy, sniping at someone - he seems to have lost that charisma. Players still play for him though, which is a good sign and all that matters. Man Utd odds on for Ancelotti now according to Mark Ogden anyway (he is bloke who broke Ferguson retiring and Mata story before they were made public)

Yes but to be fair, I don't think Charlton will be entitled to air his views this time. He made a pig's ear of ignoring Jose's flirting with Man U last season, thank God for us. I just feel like Jose thinks he might walk into the job there now - he seems so depressed at Chelsea. I hope I am just being paranoid!

Jose is angling for Man Utd job, it's bloody obvious. he's obssessed with them.

Good result that. No away goal will hurt us though I fear.

No he shouldn't have to speak Spanish as a Portuguese person, I wasn't agreeing with Durham on that.

Jose refused to speak Spanish to their reporters tonight and Durham is all over it on Talksh*te saying that he is "classeless". He has a point IMO about how he reacted after S'Land defeat though, sometimes I think that Jose is TRYING to get fined or sacked?

Oh dear. Did you start watching football in 2013 by any chance?

But you could say that about our manager or Pellegrini, especially if we don't win anything this season. Van Gaal is a superb manager and will galvanise their team, especially with new players - if they spend the reported 100 million.

It won't matter. Giggs will just be there for the last 4 (or is it 5?) matches. Then Van Gaal will come in, Glazers have already met with him according to Mark Ogden (who announced Ferguson's retirement, Mata transfer and Moyes sacking before they happened). Today isn't a good day to be a Chelsea/City/Liverpool/Arsenal supporter.

I know a few matchgoing Man Utd fans and they've been pretty f**king patient it has to be said. Moyes lasted a long time in the job considering its modern football. This has been awful news for the rest of the league because I seriously think they'll be a force again long term. Giggs until the summer will just be for LOLs, it wont matter if he loses every game. Then Van Gaal will come in and work his magic, creating a belief and structure that was lacking under Moyes, just as he did with Barca. Then they'll get back into CL and he'll steer the ship for 2/3 seasons until they land one of the really big names i.e. Klopp or Guardiola. Plus Man utd don't have to fear FFP. They are an enormous club, like it or not - and can throw money at stuff for fun. I am hoping that the Glazers still have their tight heads on but I can't see it. They'll do anything to ensure they are in CL and winning trophies again. The good times couldn't last forever, I knew Moyes would be out on his ear after the Everton game.

I could have sworn this is the Mourinho thread and not a Manchester United one?

Whoa whoa whoa. I didn't slate Mourinho - I just said that Jose isn't the same man, everyone can see that. I always worry about him too, in that he'll leave because our impatient owner will boot him out. I worry that Man Utd will show interest again and he'll be off quicker than we can say Gollum. I worry that he looks like a depressed man at Chelsea these days, he looks bored - not interested in the job at all. I hope I am just being paranoid. I love Jose and he's done well this season but we really need to change the way we attack teams, especially at home. We can't blame the "lack of striker" when arguably Ba, Eto'o and Torres are better than anything Sunderland had up-front. I can't see us winning the CL, not a chance. Bayern or Real will have a field day against us, we just haven't got that bit of magic this season. I'll take a trophyless season because I am not spoilt, I grew up watching us through the 80s. But things need addressing and Jose needs to quit with the bitter post match rants, they are not doing us any favours.

I am not confident at all we don't deserve to win the league. Them rat eating bin dippers will score a few against us next weekend. Dreading it.

I don't post much but I am going to be controversial. Our football is dog sh*t and Jose seems to be scarred by the Madrid job. He just isn't the same man he was years ago. Those who are slagging off Oscar, have a word with yourself he is still young and learning, lad is going to be a class act.

Big Sam? What?!

Hey guys I've lurked here for ages. Supported the Blues since I was 11 years old, I'm now 34 (35 in June). I just wondered, what is our global reach like now? The reason I ask is because this forum seems very quiet - isn't this the main Chelsea fan's forum as well? If you look at places like RAWK and RedCafe, they are bustling with people. Why is this place not the same? I'd go as far as saying we're bigger than Liverpool now? Maybe not bigger than Man Utd yet but who knows what will happen whilst they've got David Moyes?

I really hope Liverpool don't finish 4th. I hate that club more than QPR and Spurs. Probably not the right thing to say around here but it's how I feel.

Such a sexy player.

Bluemoon is a disgusting hole full of illiterate children. Jose is just working his magic.