RickCFC

My girlfriend says Torres and Oscar are Chelsea's sexy men

I think Rooney is quite handsome and dashing. If Brad Pitt had hair plugs I think they would be difficult to tell apart.

Don't buy Rooney because he will reduce the eye candy score of Chelsea? Lol. Women.

Lots of things wrong with this post.

Just try to put the game away while we still have 11 on the field

Clattenburg? Get ready for two pointless red cards and finish the game with 9 men

Lol the phrase is "nip it in the bud" as in cutting off a flower that's still a bud that hasn't bloomed yet.

So awesome

Off-topic but let's have a collective snicker at Andy Carroll and WHU being the mugs of the season.

I don't want us to pay him more than he gets now, not without giving Hazard and Oscar a big new contract to lock them down for 5 more years at least. I'm worried about the vultures circling around Eden

Upgrade the stadium this January would be the biggest signing. Which London politicians require bribing?

Do new members even bother reading existing threads before creating a new one?

And Cole hates Arsenal lol maybe

Lol good point. RVP turned out to be a fake fan after all that. But at least we know Hazard and Mikel hate Man Utd and Willian hates Tottenham Lolz. Who else does our squad hate?

Thank you Bavarian for copy pasting the latest bs tabloid gossip.

Is that youtubeunblocked some kind of scam/spam website? Wtf man

What am I looking at here?

Thomas Jefferson is one of history's greatest men. My favorite founding father by a wide margin

Don't forget that Schürrle was a Chelsea fan just like Willian, which always makes me happy. He has a great attitude and lots of natural ability, maybe just a bit raw right now, like Lukaku. Next season he will be a beast, mark my words.

I think he will come back from the World Cup vastly improved, same with Oscar and Hazard.

I think he's hilarious. Might score a few goals but he will def bring me some comic relief lol.

Rooney + Mourinho could be ridiculous. Look how well Rooney is playing under The Red One right now, aka Rooney is basically self-managing.

Away fans are always the hardcore awesome fans. Home fans tend to be the prawn sandwich brigade.

Another delusional Arsenal fan.

You wanna make a bet?