Ramigoal7

When Torres leaves this summer I'm gonna f**king party, who wants to meet up and do some heroin, blow, speed, pcp, jagerbombs, weed, booze, oxys, ecstasy, f**kin get tattoos, shoot some guns, whatever man I'm gonna party like its 1999

Yes I am. You don't make the rules for me.

If Torres is still here come September I will cry.

Why pick? Put Chelsea on TV, Man City on the laptop. Roll.

I'll take that bet. Costa will score more goals for us than Lukaku..

House of Cards is so bad ass, both versions, U.S. and U.K. Having said that, Netflix is only good if you're splitting it with someone or glomming onto their account. PopcornTime proved how easy it is to beat Netflix at their own game, because Netflix's selection of movies is dour, and PopcornTime basically called them out on it.

My not a Chelsea fan? I'm having trouble understanding your grammar. I want some steel in this side and a little less hearts and love.

I prefer a c**ty Costa to a nice guy like Oscar who celebrates by making a heart shape. That's lame sh*t.

I was just watching Hernan Crespo's goals for Chelsea. Good player. Natural striker.

Paulinho scored on us? When?

I hope someone makes their Chelsea debut in this game. Can we play Ruben Loftus-Cheek?

Villains keep it interesting, don't they? Dr. No, Goldfinger, Jar Jar Binks, etc.

That was me.

I'll be 40 in 13 years.

I was just about to say, I use trolling now as a general term for dastardly deeds. Just go with it, what you call mental laziness I call efficiency in language mutation / evolution. Tommy are you a linguistic Luddite? PS can we try to make "trolling" next year's Oxford Word of the Year? "Selfie" was this year's.

The funniest part was when he was like, "who, me?" when the ref red carded him. Barn you didn't laugh at that?

I'm not very fun at parties, can u tell.

At least we didn't have to watch any more Ghana conga-line dancing in celebration. Get pwned, Ghana, knocked USA out in 2 world cups, get trolled by the king of trolls. Would you not want a Chelsea player to sacrifice himself to block a last minute goal before the game was going to penalties? I would. Win at all costs. That's just who I am.

I loved when Suarez trolled Ghana and sacrificed himself. Ghana are a bogeyteam for my USA.

I'd trade Hazard for Suarez in a heartbeat

I'm serious. Cringe away.

I like players that will lie, cheat, steal, do anything to win. I'm a ruthlessly bad person, I don't give a f**k. Suarez grew up on the streets, he's ruthless. I like that.

I'm a Mourinho disciple so Lukaku can stuff it for being anything but deferential

I'd like to see Hazard cross the ball more. Our crossing this season has been either woeful or nonexistent. The last good cross I remember was when Mata sent in an excellent cross for Terry to head in against Southampton. Same with corners and free kicks, since Mata left we have no quality there. I'm not whining about Mata I'm just saying we need to replace him. Willian's corners are godawful, and Luiz's free kicks remind me of a medieval trebuchet during a castle siege.

I'm a Suarez fan, what can I say? Can't help but love his game. Watch out for Uruguay, they almost made the final in 2010