Wrote For Luck

Hiring a plane to fly over Central London good luck with that.

If Phil Thompson got a drippy nose the studio would be flooded.

It's from an episode of Happy Days when the Fonz had to jump a shark while on water skis. It's when a show has run it's course and has to resort to either a rehash of old ideas or in this case a pointless stunt.

A tad verbose perhaps?

John Terry is the finest centre back in the premier league era and is a one club man very rare these days. But his copybook is blighted by Moscow, Kalou was down to take the fifth penalty but Terry took the ball off him because he wanted to be the man who went down as winning our first Champions League. Kalou took the sixth penalty and scored.

It's laying down a marker. A eunuch would manage more shots on target in a 18 yard box then Arsenal's forwards have managed in ours in 180 minutes.

In the Michael Le Vell case the girl who was the accuser had Queens Counsel representation. How could she afford that? as i recall she was a very ordinary girl. An antipodean newspaper magnate perhaps?

From the Minder episode

My understanding of the Chavski slur and i believe it to be rather baseless is, Showing off and spending your vast amount of money in an undignified manner rather like that dustman who won the lottery a few years ago.

Hi you do know you've spelt lager wrong?

A wonky eye