Everything posted by El_Phenomeno
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Chelsea vs Man Utd (FA) Mon 18th Feb 19:30 GMT
What a boring horrible horrible system. Dont worry. Big surprise coming in the 2nd half...Barkley for Kavicic at 65 mins.
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Maurizio Sarri Officially Appointed
Sorry but this what everyone wanted. I distinctly remember most fukers on here wanting to see possession and attacking football and would be quite happy to lose trying. You got what you wanted so fck off. Sarri is not a winner, he played good football with Napoli but they didnt win anything. Conte on the otherhand was a serial winner..4 leagues..3 Italien and then PL on the trot. At the same time Conte was not stupid..he knew he couldnt play attacking football with these sh!t players..so he adapted and pulled a miracle winning the league and fa cup. If he was backed in the tfr market im sure he would have made the style slightly more expansive. Any manager who has ever won anything is able to adapt..has different strategies for different games..changes tactics. Sarri hasnt changed once..in fact ive never seen a coach this stubborn. Hence, why hel never win anything. Sarri has repeatedly criticised the players in public in the last month. The only other coach whose done that is Morinho..but as a player youd rather take that criticism from one of the most successful managerd ever. Not a former banker smoker whose never won anything. Sarri has had the worst start then all managers in last 16 years..including scolari and AVB. He is playing the greatest defensive midfielder weve ever seen out of position. Its because of Kante Leicester, Chelsea and France won the fcking league and world cup. What do you do? Start playing him right wing ahahahaha. But its ok everyone wanted lovely attacking football. He is out of his depth on so many levels..tactics, ability to change a game, player selection, motivating, handling press..endless list. Chelsea have never looked this spineless..he has singlehandedly taken away the identity of Chelsea FC. Give him time? For what ..hes never won anything. Klopp and Guardiola at least won so they were working towards something and always demonstrated competencies in key skills that Sarri has failed miserably in already.
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Man City V Chelsea (PL) Sun 10th Feb 16:00 UK
Sorry but this what everyone wanted. I distinctly remember most fukers on here wanting to see possession and attacking football and would be quite happy to lose trying. You got what you wanted so fck off. Sarri is not a winner, he played good football with Napoli but they didnt win anything. Conte on the otherhand was a serial winner..4 leagues..3 Italien and then PL on the trot. At the same time Conte was not stupid..he knew he couldnt play attacking football with these sh!t players..so he adapted and pulled a miracle winning the league and fa cup. If he was backed in the tfr market im sure he would have made the style slightly more expansive. Any manager who has ever won anything is able to adapt..has different strategies for different games..changes tactics. Sarri hasnt changed once..in fact ive never seen a coach this stubborn. Hence, why hel never win anything. Sarri has repeatedly criticised the players in public in the last month. The only other coach whose done that is Morinho..but as a player youd rather take that criticism from one of the most successful managerd ever. Not a former banker smoker whose never won anything. Sarri has had the worst start then all managers in last 16 years..including scolari and AVB. He is playing the greatest defensive midfielder weve ever seen out of position. Its because of Kante Leicester, Chelsea and France won the fcking league and world cup. What do you do? Start playing him right wing ahahahaha. But its ok everyone wanted lovely attacking football. He is out of his depth on so many levels..tactics, ability to change a game, player selection, motivating, handling press..endless list. Chelsea have never looked this spineless..he has singlehandedly taken away the identity of Chelsea FC. Give him time? For what ..hes never won anything. Klopp and Guardiola at least won so they were working towards something and always demonstrated competencies in key skills that Sarri has failed miserably in already.
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How would you rate Sarri's first half of the season in charge?
Sorry but this what everyone wanted. I distinctly remember most fukers on here wanting to see possession and attacking football and would be quite happy to lose trying. You got what you wanted so fck off. Sarri is not a winner, he played good football with Napoli but they didnt win anything. Conte on the otherhand was a serial winner..4 leagues..3 Italien and then PL on the trot. At the same time Conte was not stupid..he knew he couldnt play attacking football with these sh!t players..so he adapted and pulled a miracle winning the league and fa cup. If he was backed in the tfr market im sure he would have made the style slightly more expansive. Any manager who has ever won anything is able to adapt..has different strategies for different games..changes tactics. Sarri hasnt changed once..in fact ive never seen a coach this stubborn. Hence, why hel never win anything. Sarri has repeatedly criticised the players in public in the last month. The only other coach whose done that is Morinho..but as a player youd rather take that criticism from one of the most successful managerd ever. Not a former banker smoker whose never won anything. Sarri has had the worst start then all managers in last 16 years..including scolari and AVB. He is playing the greatest defensive midfielder weve ever seen out of position. Its because of Kante Leicester, Chelsea and France won the fcking league and world cup. What do you do? Start playing him right wing ahahahaha. But its ok everyone wanted lovely attacking football. He is out of his depth on so many levels..tactics, ability to change a game, player selection, motivating, handling press..endless list. Chelsea have never looked this spineless..he has singlehandedly taken away the identity of Chelsea FC. Give him time? For what ..hes never won anything. Klopp and Guardiola at least won so they were working towards something and always demonstrated competencies in key skills that Sarri has failed miserably in already.
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Liverpool V Chelsea (LC) Wed 26th Sep 19:45 UK
Azpi been playing like ivanovic in his final season
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Chelsea V Huddersfield (PL) Wed 9th May 19:45 UK
Christensen..what a load of sh*t...way out of position for that...fckin c**t. Should have played Cahill there as weve won all matches since hes been there...Christensen has been making mistakes all season why play him in the most important game of tje season..you dont fck around with the defence. Luiz and cahill are better in that role. But yes fckin disgraceful and sh*t selection by Conte today. Actually shocking.
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Antonio Conte - Now Officially Manager
If the following is true..who can blame Conte. The board has f^cked up the squad with the sh*ttiest signings and the manager has no say on 'his team'. As a manager I would get out asap! They did not sign even one of Contes choices and looks like didnt even ask him about Drinkwater, Barkley, Giroud etc. Plus no way Conte would have sold Matic to a premier rival..hes been pissed ever since. Board making sh*tty decisions all round, thinking they know football. Run by a woman...fck off. Vialli is quoted by ESPN saying:
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Watford Vs Chelsea (PL) Mon Feb 5th 2018 20:00 UK
I posted at the start of the season Bakayoko is not good enough for fcking wigan ..you could tell from the first time he touched the ball he was sh*te..he cant trap a football comfortably..no control..no passing ability..no vision..no sense of positioning. we got rid of john obi and loftus cheek for this talentless c**t.
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Bournemouth Vs Chelsea (PL) Sat 28 Oct 2017 KO 17:30 GMT
Somethings wrong with Willian, seriously...this is isnt the same Willian who almost never used to give the ball away so cheaply.
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Bournemouth Vs Chelsea (PL) Sat 28 Oct 2017 KO 17:30 GMT
Bakayoko having another shocker...4th game in a row now...as Ive been saying he might look good in a Newcastle shirt..not a Chelsea player in a million years.
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Chelsea vs Everton (LC) 25th October 2017 19:45 KO
We really fckd up selling kalou if we thought musonda would one day replace him.
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Chelsea vs Everton (LC) 25th October 2017 19:45 KO
Can I just stress again how bloody good Rudiger is. He wins everything, makes every decision correctly and does not misplace a single ball. Willy having a shocker again...i think he has lost every ball hes got. Musonda exposed for what he is a 22 year old in a 12 year olds body. Havin a shocker.
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Chelsea Vs Watford (PL) Sat 21 Oct 2017 KO 12:30 GMT
And i stress again...bakayoko is 23..not 17...he came in as replacement for matic...not yeah itl take him 3 4 years to settle. Judge him on what he is today as he is a starter. He makes me miss diarra, mikel, tiago...forget the likes of essien, matic and lampard. He would look good in a newcastle shirt. Anyway good win in the end.
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Chelsea Vs Watford (PL) Sat 21 Oct 2017 KO 12:30 GMT
There really is nothing to Bakayoko. Lets just forget the Matic comparisons. I mean we should have just kept Mikel...more composed, experienced, quicker than Bakayoko, quicker to the tackle... better positional sense, passing. Sorry but bakayoko really is sh*t. Id rank chalobah and loftus higher than him at this stage. Man do we need kante back and drinkwater to replace bakayoko. And cahill needs to f**k off. Rudiger is quality.
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Chelsea Vs Everton (PL) Sun 27 Aug 2017 KO 13:30 GMT
His crossing from deep with time and space is great...but to do it as wing back, beat a man offer a goal threat and link up play, quick transitions ala moses and alonso..not his game
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Chelsea Vs Everton (PL) Sun 27 Aug 2017 KO 13:30 GMT
Rudiger looks so composed on the ball and defensively astute...an upgrade from Cahill for sure!! Morata on the periphery, not sure about his hold up play.
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Michy Batshuayi to Chelsea
he we would have had to drop either pedro or willian to get michy in. They didnt do too badly. We are on our best run ever..Conte has dropped Ivanovic, eased out Terry and Mikel, turned Luiz into the best defender in the world, stamped his own style on the way the team is playing, getting the best out of Matic, hazard, pedro and costa, giving minutes to Chalobah who hes rightfully recognised is a bigger talent than loftus cheeck. and everyones complaining why he didnt play batshuyi...f*ck off..well i tell you what lets bring back grant or abc maybe they wud have tried. ps has anyone seen bat play? hes shown flashes...he has potential but is absolutely shiite atm...no hold up play ...will lose the ball everytime...will not last the game..is not a starter...it wud have been a disaster. he cud not have done what pedro or willian or fab did...so why risk it?
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Chelsea V Sunderland (PL) 19/12/15 KO: 15:00 BST
Enough with the Sunderland are a poor side etc. Clearly were not allowing them to look good...and thats how it should be! If they played well...we wouldnt be winning. Were outplaying them and making them look even worse. Like we should have done against other teams this year. Lads I was fearing a sh*t and depressing xmas holiday/festive period...Im am now looking forward to it. And yes Drogba is a masterstroke. lol hope Im not speaking to soon!
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Chelsea V Sunderland (PL) 19/12/15 KO: 15:00 BST
lol love it....Holland telling Oscar to keeping on attacking!!
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Chelsea V Sunderland (PL) 19/12/15 KO: 15:00 BST
This is ridiculous...I forgot these players could play like this!!! Cant believe this is the same team that lost to Bournemouth few weeks ago... I am really enjoying this!!! Drogba looks like the fcking don up there!
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Chelsea V Sunderland (PL) 19/12/15 KO: 15:00 BST
F*ck me...now were playing!! Nice to see Drogba up there with Hiddink and Abramovich...Drogba...chelsea through and through and pure inspiration for the players!!...Drogba & Hiddink? yes please! what a mammoth of a combination!
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Just have to finally get this off my chest
In the aftermath of the sacking of the best manager in the world a few things to me have become apparent.... We will rue the decision to sack Mourinho...why? let me explain.... The disastrous season comes down to one simple oversight. A sh*t preseason! The players weren't match fit against Swansea, in turn we struggled from the onset, in turn it led to Mourinho blowing his top when the doctor came on the pitch. Had we been a goal up, he wouldnt have reacted in the same way. The club doctor, was very close to the players...especially Hazard. So when Mourinho f*cked her over...a few players thought f*ck it. It shouldnt have been, as they are highly paid professionals, but in reality with characters in the mould of Hazard, it happened...fact! Like a disease this attitude spread throughout the squad, why? because our best players stopped performing. The danger here is of course that, Mourinho is a smart man. Im sure he knows he made a mistake and would have been part of his learning. Rest assured with the preseason and the treatment of the doctor...he would have never repeated again!! That only makes him better. Dont forgot his title record is 50%. Thats a title every other season. We may have to wait another 10 seasons before we win the PL, we may not or it may not happen again in our lifetimes. With Mourinho, it was the closest thing to being guaranteed. The grass is rarely greener on the other side, whether you know it or not. He earned the right to another transfer window, which I believe without doubt, by getting out the bad apples, we would have been back on course. Sad
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Jose Mourinho thread
In the aftermath of the sacking of the best manager in the world a few things to me have become apparent.... We will rue the decision to sack Mourinho...why? let me explain.... The disastrous season comes down to one simple oversight. A sh*t preseason! The players weren't match fit against Swansea, in turn we struggled from the onset, in turn it led to Mourinho blowing his top when the doctor came on the pitch. Had we been a goal up, he wouldnt have reacted in the same way. The club doctor, was very close to the players...especially Hazard. So when Mourinho f*cked her over...a few players thought f*ck it. It shouldnt have been, as they are highly paid professionals, but in reality with characters in the mould of Hazard, it happened...fact! Like a disease this attitude spread throughout the squad, why? because our best players stopped performing. The danger here is of course that, Mourinho is a smart man. Im sure he knows he made a mistake and would have been part of his learning. Rest assured with the preseason and the treatment of the doctor...he would have never repeated again!! That only makes him better. Dont forgot his title record is 50%. Thats a title every other season. We may have to wait another 10 seasons before we win the PL, we may not or it may not happen again in our lifetimes. With Mourinho, it was the closest thing to being guaranteed. The grass is rarely greener on the other side, whether you know it or not. He earned the right to another transfer window, which I believe without doubt, by getting out the bad apples, we would have been back on course. Sad
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José Mourinho Confirmed as Chelsea Manager!
Now Mourinhos gone. Can Eva come back? Her problem was with Mourinho.
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José Mourinho Confirmed as Chelsea Manager!
Ancelotti didnt have the greatest of squads to work with. I remember Malouda, Drogba, Anelka banging in goals for fun and a series of 7-0, 8-0 victories, which makes it more remarkable. That was the best football Chelsea has ever played! Torres & Luiz were not Carlos buys. We would have won the 2010-2011 season if it wasn't for the boards interference and sacking Wilkins, as we had got off to a flying start that season. Carlo could get the best out of players. As he also did with an ageing AC Milan team! As far as developing young talent...a certain Kaka springs to mind.