GarnachoCheese

Best? Most experienced?

We have never owned a worse striker in the history of the club.

He'll do well in Italy, wouldn't surprise me if he's one of the stand out defenders in the league.

Always said he was sh*te, glad he’s gone. Madrid fans will be on his back the second they realise he can’t take a man on and is a bang average defender.

chump change

Where is it noted that we're giving him 100k a week?

Okay. Colwill should still play in the middle.

Colwill in the middle, Hato LCB and Barco LWB

Isn't £2.5m p/a just shy of 50k a week?

Looks like a great player and would read into Alonso wanting a back 3. Only a year at the top level, another risky signing.

I have one feeding me grapes while the other dabs my forehead with a cool compress at 3 minute intervals. A second too late or too early and they'll be on a performance review.

If City are a success, it will be because of their staff behind the scenes and their ability to sign players that are world class, not because of TBO©'s managerial ability.

My office is well conditioned. My plush leather recliner is a little too cold to the touch, if anything.

Playing in Germany is about the same level as playing for our U18's.

If we're going wing backs, Reece plays RCB for me Wharton x Caicedo pivot in the middle of the park makes complete sense. Wharton profile isn't too dissimilar to Camavinga in the middle tbh.

Lavia hasn't completed 90 minutes in over 3 years and Santos got dog walked at every set piece.

Lampard? Have some shame.

The obvious difference between Rice and Caicedo is that Rice is a limited centre back that has English PR while Caicedo has had to carry our midfield for two years straight due to the Argentinian prima donna sat twerking on the edge of the opposition box instead of doing a proper shift.

Columbia captain actually, i'm shocked he's still playing

Bernardo Silva was the second slowest player in the league and he was arguably the best midfielder in the league.

75M all in apparently.

Not only do i watch Como, i was there twice last season for games. Nico Paz is the perfect archetype for the role we had Enzo playing last season.

Picking up a lot of traction. This would be a great signing, much more complete footballer than Enzo to play in the pivot.

Just wait for Ugarte to have an incredible World Cup and we can hit the double whammy