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Depriving the brain of oxygen by inhaling nitrous oxide will certainly make you lose consciousness, at the very least you’ll have severely reduced coordination. If you’re doing balloons, you’re not inhaling once then carrying on as usual.

Justice will prevail and the ban will be lifted. Matthew 5:6 ‘Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.’

Glue factory.

Luke 15:11-32 "It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found." The prodigal son shall return.

Great news for us that he looks so confident playing on the left. Palmer, Estevao, Quenda and Mudryk are 4 good options going forward.

Do you keep bringing up his Brighton and Watford years because if you had to judge what he's done at Chelsea you'd actually have to admit he's a bloody good striker?

Like Neto.

OMG HE DID SOMETHING TO HIS BODY THAT HE WANTED TO DO!!! Get a f**king grip.

06-07 of teh ones you listed. Either of the two Autoglass kits were the best we've had though, 97-99/99-01.

J.Pedro scored in the club world cup final.

I hardly think we're in any position to moan about spending. Clubs should be allowed to spend whatever they want, FFP was a load of sh*te to protect the elite. We need to let Newcastle spend £700m a window etc.

Very funny reactions to someone getting a tattoo with their own money in their own time haha

I assume the same one that's been our captain for the past 3 years.

At least we can unanimously agree Maresca sabotaged our season now and he can officially go down as one of the most dislikable managers in our recent history.

If you're an attacker with flair, you don't want to play for Arteta. Look at what Eze has become. You go from an exciting player that ends up doing a defensive shift for 85 minutes and crossing the ball into the box for the other 5.

Yeah any player can turn down personal terms.

Isn't Nico Paz on the verge of turning Madrid down to stay at Como?

Lets pray he has a good world cup

"Pedro is sh*t because we finished 10th" "We should give Osimhen £325k a week even though he's never played in a competitive league" These are the people we have to put up with in our fan base FFS

There's no reason he shouldn't be starting for us. What do we benefit from selling him to Palace? The experience he gains there, he can get here.

Delap to Newcastle and we'll take Woltemade, ST sorted then

Really like the kit this season, always a fan of a collar. I like seeing yellow on the kit again too. Excited to see which fake AI start up ends up on the front of it in March.

Sponsor? What's one of those?

Did Maresca watch any of the games he managed last year? Malo was beyond useless in that ridiculous inverted role he insisted on.

Doesn't feature in any of the promotional pictures/videos Chelsea have used on Instagram to launch the new kit. Make of that what you will.