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I'm hoping they'll invite me to one of their cocaine, racism and slagging off Liverpool parties. Well done Jörgensen, pulled off the Petr Cech feint.

There have been some great throw-in/goal kick calls in this game which were not at all obvious.

Haha Bodo/Glimt are 2-0 up. That was a fun half. There's definitely more juice left in this game; no way this ends 2-1.

Sorry mate, the persistent wind-up is out of vogue. At the moment it's all about being as miserable as humanly possible.

When your dad is French and your mum is from Martinique, how the f**k do you end up with the name Warren? Maybe they were big Werewolves of London fans or something... It's also the answer to 'what do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?'

This is very open and the attackers are playing better than the defenders. This should make for an excellent game.

Hahaha Gusto of all people, get in Great ball across too

Reckon PSG are dumb enough to trade us Barcola for Fernández?

f**king hell their keeper is ugly, he looks like a cartoon bat

Great counter that

After 18 months of Maresca it's still a bit of a thrill to see Gusto overlapping.

Barcola is quality. He's scored in three league games on the bounce.

f**king hell, that was good

Interesting kick-off, is this the Six Nations?

PSG fans already waving the white flags. We're a shoo-in boys

Madueke and Havertz combine for a last-gasp equaliser. Awful, should be us they’re cheating for.

You've sent me down the rabbit hole now mate!

As a somewhat relevant aside, the collective consciousness is so batsh*t at the moment that David Icke is out there preaching media literacy.

Bahaha I just saw the scores, f**king brilliant

Eureka

Note that we haven't actually seen him do this at all against top-flight opposition.

They must have known we were onto them with those fixed draws. I won't be fooled that easily.

Haha I didn't realise Jesse Derry was Shaun Derry's son. I'll allow it in exchange for retroactively giving Chilwell's goal in the 2021 FA Cup Final.

A blockbuster performance against B-list opponents. Or possibly the other way around, I forget. Take your pick.

Spot on, the chap did pick the Kylie version.