Lane

well so far ive only seen him play deep but judging from what ive seen he definitely could and should definitely play right behind the attacker(s)

uninterested, among other things

maybe its harsh to say they dont try at all, but when going gets tough its as if those 2 are saying 'ill just let someone else step up'. they never show drive in critical situations

well i cant actually know, i can only assume by the way they act on the field and terry definitely doesnt act like just a merc

jovetic is more of a neymar type of player, he is most often used as a target of that final pass not a provider as he doesnt have hlaf the creativity of modric/hamsik/vdv

i dont doubt he loves it at chelsea, big club in a big city, good contract . . . but i still think hes a merc who doesnt really care about whether chelsea win or loses

hahahaha, i obviously hit a nerve there. and no, i wont drown myself in fact im gonna be extra careful not to drown from now on just to piss u off more but lettuce be cereal here, i dont know what the big deal, the only 2 players i was slaggin off are malouda and anelka. anelka is a merc, who doesnt give 2 shts about chelsea, so naturally im gonna have a problem with it now buzz off you twat, im gonna talk sh*t about every player who i think deserves it

never seen ganso play so i dont know about him, but hamsik and jovetic dont play the same role as modric. jovetic is a striker for f**ks sake, completely different player than modric

out of all those players you named not 1 plays the same position as modric but id rather have any 1 of them (except jovetic) instead of modric but to answer your question, dunno really, maybe moutinho?

for me, anelka and malouda are the epitomes of heartlessness and lack of determination

sums up quite nicely what i think about him, when push comes to shove hes nowhere to be seen. i dont think hes an important player and would gladly see him at another club

dm?! we got mikel, romeu, essien can play there so can luiz, even ramires . . . why on earth would we need another dm?

i dont think we are that desperate to get him, id gladly have mceachran play a bit more, even if it means we dont win the premiership or the CL. wait a year for the whole team to gel and then next year wed have a really formidable squad without the need to spend much come july

A bit too selfish for my taste

i imagined a fullback with a bag full of candy

^^ Have you actually seen romeu play?

the problem you had with the joke isnt that its bad, its that it crossed the line . . . and i think some of boyles jokes are pretty funny

uhm, what you just said basically comes down to this: 'i enjoy dark humor, but i dont enjoy dark humor'

. . . for different folks

i honestly dont see why would chelsea need him

if thats over the line for you, your ears would bleed after spending half an hour with me . . . different strokes . . .

i think mikel was pretty good last 2 games . . . when/if he hits poor form again, well, i think well just have to kidnap his father

in his last 2 games ive seen him taking on 2 or 3 defenders at the same time. very few strikers would score without a good midfield

lukaku cant be used wide, hes a center forward through and through. he is fast for his size but not as fast as lets say sturridge and as far as agility goes not even close to sturridge. he doesnt need a lot of space, he plays close to defenders and just muscles them out of the way

no reason not to try it out with sturridge