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Im not your personal butler you fukking twat Like i dont have anything better to do than to write the chronicles of torres

its unfortunate that all his achievements at chelsea can fit in a 2 sentence post, while i can write a 1000 word essay about his failures

If people in the military could swap places with him theyd do it in an instant

yes, but teams know we have to sell one of them

as someone whos had his fair share of dislocations and ligament tears i can tell you thats not true. Hell, ive had severe bruising last for a couple of months

I dont see why it would be too early. A simple X-ray/mri scan should be enough for some kind of estimate

I admit i havent been watching him play in turkey, and its still too early too judge him, but he doesnt look good enough to contribute. I wont be surprised if Torres end the season with more goals than Drogba

I posted this before the freekick goal

Fabregas will be a MASSIVE improvement when it comes to set pieces. I wont be surprised if we score twice the amount of set piece goals compared to last season

well theres a good reason why most of mikels appearances were off the bench and his defensive stats in 2012/13 arent better than rami's, at least according to whoscored

good that you mentioned someone from a team like hull, who are supposed to defend a lot more than chelsea, therefore skewing the stats in his favour. if you want to disregard players playing in a different formation/team/system, then just compare mikel to the rest of chelsea players. hes worse, both in defence and in attack, than every single one of our CMs obviously i have to resort to stats, because we have polarizing opinions that are, of course, subjective. not to mention you were the one who brought up stats first

so this guy only plays when we are defending a lead, and hes not even defending. well, maybe he makes it up with his 'great' positioning so he has a higher number of interceptions. oh wait, just checked, he doesnt. i know, its the 'intangibles' he brings to the team. the stuff only the finest football minds can see, right? poor defender that offers nothing in attack. is anyone really surprised there are no teams that are interested in signing him?

you went from 'dont need him' to 'future captain' in a month though

i know it was against low level opposition, but he really looks the part

he made many more mistakes but those 2 were punished by goals