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He's been poor every time I've seen him anyway. Overrated by fans.

This will be double figures on aggregate.

lol

Why did i say? It’s like f**king clockwork

Maresca 25/26: - Games: 19 - Win %: 42% - Scored: 32 (1.7 goals per game) - Conceded: 21 (1.1 goals per game) Rosinser 25/26: - Games: 9 - Win%: 55% - Scored: 19 (2.1 goals per game) - Conceded: 11 (1.2 goals per game) Nothing has dramatically changed. We're conceding a bit more. Scoring a bit more. Winning a bit more, though his run of PL games has been relatively easy so far, so you need to at least reach about the same number of games to compare. Unless I've calculated it all wrong.

Barely got out of a jog agaisnt newcastle. He's been poor for months. Looks like he was no energy in his legs. Now we have Santos and Lavia and Essugo all back to varying degrees, he needs a rest.

Like he did against Brentford and Leeds and all those other game he sh*t the bed?

Save ourselves another pay-off and not having Gary O-Neill in the dugout yet?

With our defence we need to score about 8 goals to have a chance of progressing.

What's the point in sacking him? So we can hire Gary O-f**king-Neill? They won't ever go for anyone decent.

Everyone strolled around like they couldn't give a sh*t. Caicedo was the worst, I don't think he broke out of a jog the whole time he was on.

They will never be able to sell because they overvalue themselves far too much, as we've seen with shirt sponsorship. So when the times comes and no-one offers them the money they want, they'll have to start selling players to make some money back I guess.

Although supporting a sports team is obviously more complex than the example I'm about to give, there still has to be an element of entertainment or people will just switch off. If I was watching a tv series and every episode was boring, the actors were sh*t and not believable in their roles, and the show runners kept coming out on social media telling people that these are the best young actors in the world and we need to shut up and keep watching because it'll get good in a few seasons - I'd stop watching. Apart from the blind tribalism of it being my team, I have no other reason to keep watching each week.

This is the most boring f**king team I've ever seen wear the Chelsea shirt. f**k about doing nothing endlessly, then give it away and concede or almost concede. Then repeat.

Amazing defence.

We looked much better with Santos in the middle.

Good news for once. So I can only assume he'll be injured tomorrow?

9 times out of ten we seem to want the GK to play centrally. It's been happening all the time since this manager took over. And it is always dodgy as f**k because the player receiving is facing his own goal with pressure behind him. But we keep doing it.

He's better than Jorgensen, and right now that's all that matters until the end of the season.

Why?

The problem is in the mistakes they are making - playing it out from the back. Maresca tried it and realised it didn't work and we started going long. That';s how we beat them in the pre-seaosn friendly tournament. Now we're back to square one again because the new manager thinks he can somehow make it work.

We're just Arsenal of the last decade or so, now. A banter team for opposition, who crumble against anyone half decent.

Everyone knew picking Jorgensen would be a mistake, except the guy in charge. Rest of the players were sh*t as well. It's a different sport watching PSG compared to us.

Thinks he's more clever than he is, that he can play that stupid goal keeper sweeper that he did in France, despite everyone who's ever seen Sanchez or Jorgensen play know they can't do it.

Tie over.