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Could it actually be happening? Could we be seeing the revival of Fernando Torres by Jose Mourinho?

HOLY sh*t

Miss aside Torres is playing like a demon.

AMAZING assist from Torres!!

SCHURRLE!!!!

There's going to be a red card in this match.

Oh man...

Lampard needs to cool down.

Pressure is building on us...

Some of the City players throwing themselves around like fish.

I think we're going to rip them to pieces at the back. Debut against our AM's? My god that's madness.

No sign of Kompany? Wow.

There's more chance of Messi scoring against us.

I've noticed this as well. I think it's because the majority of defenses in the league have Torres figured out because of his infamy at Liverpool. European sides however are not used to going against him so he has a much easier time. I think he should get the nod today though.

Gotta admit, I'm rather impressed with Southampton so far this season. They've looked remarkably solid and a far-cry from the team last year that was clearly in dire straights.

Jeez... United 3-2 up. Sturridge just scored an incredible goal, I'm getting worried about the Suarez/Sturridge duo.

Lukaku bangs in yet another for Everton. They're probably going to break their bank to try keep him at this rate.

Pissed that we didn't crush United at Old Trafford to be honest.

How f**king sh*t would United be without Van Persie? Bwhaahahhahahahaha....! 2-1!

Stoke kicking the utter sh*t out of United. Me Gusta.

Torres Special shout-out to Cech though. He saved our bacon during that period of Schalke pressure.

I'm going to say Torres MoTM but Cech deserves credit too, saved our bacon when Schalke were piling pressure on.

Shaping up to be a perfect evening in Europe!

Awwww... come on Hazard... Should have given that to Torres. Ah well, 3-0!!

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