calibrax

Hope they are watching out for laundry baskets as well!

Bloody hell, some of this thread reads like a Liverpool fan's thread! Come on guys, let's not adopt a "we're all victims and the world is against us" attitude!

Ranieri brought in Lamps too. All hail the tinkerman!

Have we ever got this excited over a player?

lol.... don't they know that he walks ON the water? https://twitter.com/MadMontana/status/341206870255628288/photo/1

He landed at Heathrow http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2334610/Jose-Mourinho-London-seal-Chelsea-comeback.html?ico=sport%5Eheadlines

Is it sad that I check BBC News, Google News and Twitter every couple of hours to see if there has been an official announcement? Or are we all doing this?

Just seen this... laughed my head off!

We said Rafa should just go away And we have to get Lampard to stay Well, both are now done Just one thing to come Mourinho's appointment, wayhey!

Jose is a winner it's true It's something that we always knew We want him to lead And now it's agreed We knew he was Blue through and through!

The Special One's come back to stay Several years after going away He'll try not to bitch With Abramovich And the Blues will succeed all the way.

I hate the BBC, teasing bar stewards. Opened up the BBC News website to read this headline, and my heart leapt... Then I read the full thing... Gits.

Harry Redknapp was odds on for the England job after he won his court case. Yet that didn't happen. Let's not count our chickens here.

I think the Sun needs to look up the word "official" in the dictionary. Until the club or Jose himself announces it, it's not official.

Where is the Super Cup played?

The sixth verse of the British national anthem is : Lord grant that Marshal Wade May by thy mighty aid Victory bring. May he sedition hush, And like a torrent rush, Rebellious Scots to crush. God save the Queen! Wade was sent in 1715 to quell the Jacobite uprising. Does Alex Ferguson count as a rebellious Scot? ;)

It's a very British thing. If you don't support either team in a match, and the result doesn't affect your team, then you support the underdog.

"Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me Cause we need a little controversy, cause it feels so empty without me"

There's always that Galatasaray striker who has worked with Jose before... what's his name... Didier something?

I wasn't playing (surprise surprise), yet I wore the strip to watch the game, and in my mind I like to think I metaphorically raised the trophy with them. After all, in my own miniscule way I feel that I contributed to the success by simply supporting my team. So, if I feel I'm entitled to share in the success, then JT is a ZILLION times more entitled. f**k all the idiots in the media and other teams' supporters who have nothing better to do than blindly ignore everyone else who has put on the kit when not playing, just so they can have a go at our Captain - whose boots they are not fit to lick.

So, Suarez was right! Branislav IS a very tasty player!

IVANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Is Moses on the bench? if so, let's get Ramires off

come on Cech

Ride our luck and take it on penalties. Let's face it, we've done it before...!